friendship

[Beelzebub]

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that

she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10

best friends. None of them knew anything about it. :wtf:






Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had

slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best

friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed

that he was still there.:rofl:

 

[DieTrying]

:rofl:

I think Beezle should get his own forum for his jokes.

 

[Beelzebub]

i concur.

damn, you have **** for points, here ya go...

 

[DieTrying]

i concur.

damn, you have **** for points, here ya go...

WOOHOO:dance:
I swear, the dancing dude was the best addition to the board that has ever been made.

 

[Beelzebub]

he is a funny little dude.

 

[glenihan]

god i'm crying right now .. hysterical

 

[BingeAndPurge]

Yet another forward email of the week thanks to Beelz

 

[revodrew]

Heres one:

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that's sleek and goes zero to 180 in TWO seconds flat!"

The next afternoon the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

Heres one:

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that's sleek and goes zero to 180 in TWO seconds flat!"

The next afternoon the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday

thats horrible! lol....

 

[DmitryWI]

LMAO, this histerical

 

[Schwaugher]

:toofunny:

 

[Iron Warrior]

LMAO Beelz good stuff bro, now I'll try to be funny, this one came from one of my students

Why do chickens have no tits ?
Because roosters have no hands

 

[CrAzyOttER]

:rofl:

I think Beezle should get his own forum for his jokes.

i think he should have his own talk show!

 

[delta314]

:rofl:

I think Beezle should get his own forum for his jokes.

Got one for ya Beezle...TWO FAMILES MOVED FROM AFGHANISTAN TO AMERICA.WHEN THEY ARRIVED,THE TWO FATHERS MADE A BET---IN A YEAR'S TIME WHICHEVER FAMILY HAD BECOME MORE AMERICANIZED WOULD WIN THE BET. A YEAR LATER THEY MET. THE FIRST MAN SAID, "MY SON IS PLAYING BASEBALL, I HAD MCDONALD'S FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M ON MY WAY TO PICK UP A CASE OF BUD,HOW ABOUT YOU?" THE SECOND MAN REPLIED, "F"?*K YOU TOWEL HEAD.

 

[Beelzebub]

Got one for ya Beezle...TWO FAMILES MOVED FROM AFGHANISTAN TO AMERICA.WHEN THEY ARRIVED,THE TWO FATHERS MADE A BET---IN A YEAR'S TIME WHICHEVER FAMILY HAD BECOME MORE AMERICANIZED WOULD WIN THE BET. A YEAR LATER THEY MET. THE FIRST MAN SAID, "MY SON IS PLAYING BASEBALL, I HAD MCDONALD'S FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M ON MY WAY TO PICK UP A CASE OF BUD,HOW ABOUT YOU?" THE SECOND MAN REPLIED, "F"?*K YOU TOWEL HEAD.

holy ****, i almost pissed myself.

 

[Beelzebub]

i think he should have his own talk show!

that would be awesome. i post enough random bullshit to make a show out of it.

 

[DieTrying]

i think he should have his own talk show!

Dunno about that. Ratings might go down when people find out that he eats children whole to meet his daily protein needs.:burger: :run:

:icon_lol:

 

[Beelzebub]

Dunno about that. Ratings might go down when people find out that he eats children whole to meet his daily protein needs.:burger: :run:

dead men tell no tales......

 

[delta314]

Dunno about that. Ratings might go down when people find out that he eats children whole to meet his daily protein needs.:burger: :run:

:icon_lol:

As he gets older, he'll find that it's much easier on the digestive tract if put them in a blender...:gore:

 

[Beelzebub]

with a dash of paprika, not half bad

 

[kwyckemynd00]

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed

that he was still there.:rofl:

lol..

 

[natedogg]

i think he should have his own talk show!

"Queer Factor" and Beelzebub is the "host".