Afghanistan Cruise

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Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot
of entertainers had promised to leave the country if
George W. Bush became President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those
who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher,
Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone
else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been
commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may
opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years
and you should consider the possibility of eight years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may
not bring any. Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as
captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Monica Lewinsky as
recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures
director, and Congressman Gary
Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct
your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village
can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your
money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what!
 

WYD02

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hehhe, I just saw the carnival elation the other day in mexico :D
 

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