Someone from Hollywood finally "gets it"

  1. Someone from Hollywood finally "gets it"


    Dennis Miller on the War
    Finally, someone from Hollywood that has some sense!

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    ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS GOT
    MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL.

    I ENJOY READING OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF
    CONFUSION FROM SOME OF YOU. AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS
    REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE
    KISS METHOD ("KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO
    APPLY THIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN
    SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS.

    HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT
    ISSUE:

    1) OUT OF PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN ...HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY.

    2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP THIS
    IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ
    HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE.

    3) IF YOU USE GOOGLE SEARCH AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR
    REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?"

    4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL
    DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE
    EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.

    5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY
    TRY TO KILL US.

    6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE ONLY PLAYS
    ONE ON T.V.

    7) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS
    YOU DEAD, TOO.

    8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER
    THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE.

    9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM.

    10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT, OUR YOUNG MEN AND
    WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL
    NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.

    I HOPE THIS HELPS.


  2. always been a huge dennis miller fan myself... I think the guy has an incredible sense of humor and wit, and usually find my opinions in agreement with his. good post.

  3. While I didn't really enjoy his commentary on MNF, I did enjoy this read.
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  4. same with me biggin I loved to watch his show on HBO miss getting HBO now.. the only reason I really liked HBO

  5. He is cool as hell. He always made sense to me when he went off on his rants. Wish he did still have a show on HBO as well. Very funny man IMO.
  

  
 

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