cybersex gone wrong

[Beelzebub]

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

 

[shct]

the 3rd or 4th one is funny as hell..


hah

shct

maybe the better question...where the hell you find this stuff..hah -- keep it coming..

 

[CyberMuscle]

:icon_lol: man that is funny.

 

[cable626]

HYSTERICAL :icon_lol:

 

[snakebyte05]

Great ****!

 

[punta]

HAHAHHA

 

[Brfish]

Holy crap...That was funny as hell.

 

[Nullifidian]

OMFG, that had me crying.:icon_lol:

 

[revodrew]

What??? The ninja has some issues!!!

 

[Beelzebub]

put on my robe and wizard hat, lol.

 

[juice22]

your gay. do roids man. what are u scared?

 

[Beelzebub]

your gay. do roids man. what are u scared?

:blink:

wtf are you talking about dipshit?

BTW, nice first post. you'll be here for a long time.

 

[ryansm]

yeah real long

dumbass

 

[Beelzebub]

why thank you.

 

[ryansm]

Beelze I think the wizard found your post, lol.

 

[Beelzebub]

lol, could be. although, he was funnier in the chat room.

 

[Nullifidian]

I don't get it. What was the deal with that guy???

Not angry or anything just genuinely baffled. Was he trying to make a joke?

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! :aargh: :think:

 

[Beelzebub]

my guess - 17 y/o brat.

 

[Nullifidian]

my guess - 17 y/o brat.

But ... it didn't make any ... sense. It was just so random. Like if we were talking about wizards and someone jumped in and said:

You have no right to dance the chacha! NO RIGHT!!!!

 

[punta]

I can always depend on beelze for these threads . :lol:../members/beelzebub.html

 

[Beelzebub]

who knows?

friend 1: you want a frozen banana?
friend 2: nah, but i want a regular banana later, so yeah.

 

[Beelzebub]

I can always depend on beelze for these threads . :lol:../members/beelzebub.html

:wave:

 

[Nullifidian]

who knows?

friend 1: you want a frozen banana?
friend 2: nah, but i want a regular banana later, so yeah.

RIP, Mitch Hedburg.

 

[Beelzebub]

and for that, you get rep points

 

[judge-mental]

old as the intermet itself, still very funny. I wish the guy who did this would put up some new ones.

 

[Beelzebub]

yeah, i heard it had been around before. didn't know how old it was though. first time i'd seen it.

 

[Nullifidian]

and for that, you get rep points

I remember the first time I saw Mitch the one joke of his that I remembered best (because I literally almost pissed myself) was the one about the yogurt.

You know the whole...

I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong... or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

 

[Beelzebub]

lol. my fav was the letter to dad.

started out as dear dad and instead of "i really" i misspelled it and put "i rarely". but i still wanted to use it, so i put "i rarely drive steamboats dad. quit acting like i'm a steam boat operator."

 

[natedogg]

your gay. do roids man. what are u scared?

Yeah Beelze, you scared? :lol:

You need to put this in your signature. Classic.

 

[Beelzebub]

damn, good idea. i'm on it boss.

 

[Beelzebub]

done. forever burned into my memory. no, thank you chuck norris.

 

[Boss_K]

are you seriously scared though?

 

[Nullifidian]

OMG!! I figured it out!!!!!!!!!!


He read the quotes from idiots in your sig and thought it was part of YOUR post!!!

 

[diminuendo]

Here are some great 1-2 liners from Mitch...good stuff http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

 

[Beelzebub]

boss, yup, terrified

null, yeah, i kinda figured it but just for being that stupid, he needed to be harassed.

dim, thanks for that link dude. brings up lots of mitch memories, lol.