10 Things(humor)

[EEmain]

Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before you leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. HMMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

 

[Beowulf]

LMAO,

#8 reminds me of something that happened at my school. I was w/ another guy a few years older than me and 2 conservative middle aged ladies. I said, "should I just stick it in her box?" Both of our faces took on a hot crimson as we quickly averted eye contact and came up with excuses to leave. I felt so dirty...

 

[B5150]

11. All deliveries in the rear.
12. I liked it better when I could do this manually.

 

[SJA]

13. It's really hot in the reproduction room