father of one of my kids

Beelzebub

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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S "HELLO". HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAYS "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

Happy Friday! :drunk:
 
DmitryWI

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LOL Lesson learned, keep your mouth shut.
 
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His story of the strippers reminds me of my old days.. :)
 
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ROFL!

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