1. Talking lol...

    Penis Raise
    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    * I do physical labor
    * I work at great depths
    * I am always using my head first
    * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
    * I work in a damp environment
    * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
    * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    * I work in high temperatures
    * My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Response from Human Resources

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    * You do not work 8 hours straight
    * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    * You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
    * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
    * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    * You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
    * You don't like working double shifts
    * You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
    * And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

  2. lol, good one.

  3. Originally posted by Draven
    lol, good one.
    heh, unfortunately its not mine i got it from, great website to visit when you're bored

  4. Ahhhhhh. Dude that website's nothing but porn pop ups. I couldn't even get to it.

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