- 07-17-2005, 10:18 PM
1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
- 07-17-2005, 10:30 PM
Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy:
"Women are complicated beings. So, since women are complicated, they like to think men are complicated. They say things like 'I'd really like to know what he's thinking'. Well, ladies, I'm here to tell you what us men are really thinking. 'I'd like a beer, and I'd like to see something naked. That's it!"
- 07-17-2005, 10:38 PM
lmao, so true. Foxworthy is the man.
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