Guts and Balls

[Beelzebub]

Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".

 

[natedogg]

Do you know this from personal experince? :lol:

 

[bioman]

LOL

Niiiice. Seems more like the difference between suicide and intentionally killing one's self.

 

[Blown]

LMAO

 

[spitboy]

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".

Cajones - prefacing that statement with, "Your sister thought she could wear me out..."

 

[kwyckemynd00]

Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".

:rofl: hahahhha....keep 'em coming beelze...where do you find this ****?

 

[LCSULLA]

Damn Beelz..you crazy mother...

 

[Iron Warrior]

:rofl: that's great man, you've been real funny lately Beelz. Keep it coming.

 

[Neuromancer]

Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".

Jezus thats funny!

 

[Neuromancer]

Cajones - prefacing that statement with, "Your sister thought she could wear me out..."

LMAO! :rofl:

Nice!

 

[Beelzebub]

:rofl: that's great man, you've been real funny lately Beelz. Keep it coming.

gotta keep my hoes laughing. :whip:

 

[coofoostu]

On the same topic- What do you call a bodybuilder with big balls?




A beginner

 

[Beelzebub]

lol

too true

 

[James]

Love it! LOL