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    New Product - Testers Wanted


    Pre-requistites:

    > Female (Sorry Topolo)
    > Preferably over 5ft 6"
    > Blonde or brunette
    > Ideally 34D
    > No muscles bigger than mine
    > No fat chicks



    Any takers?
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    HAHA good one
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    Awesome
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    I thought topolo got banned?
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    Given the number of members that are looking for handouts, I wager this thread will be over a 1000 views in week.

    Robboe, you have far to much time on your hands. Shouldn't the caps be pink?
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    got my view...no takers yet though..haha
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    Would these female testers have to "cycle" of this, Robboe? Or is that the plan anyways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by french_muscle
    HAHA good one
    Could always call it " The Day After Pill"
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    id hit it
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    wow...You're a man who can hit no low for a joke...that's awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bow
    Given the number of members that are looking for handouts, I wager this thread will be over a 1000 views in week.

    Robboe, you have far to much time on your hands. Shouldn't the caps be pink?
    That's what i thought too.

    P.s. Spitboy did it for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prolangtum
    id hit it
    Play your cards right, sunshine, and you never know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robboe
    P.s. Spitboy did it for me.
    Disclaimer: I have no idea what Robboe actually tastes like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spitboy
    Disclaimer: I have no idea what Robboe actually tastes like.
    Hence the name "spitboy". You obviously don't swallow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    Hence the name "spitboy". You obviously don't swallow.
    oh lord I regret my involvment in this thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    Hence the name "spitboy". You obviously don't swallow.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
    Hence the name "spitboy". You obviously don't swallow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robboe

    > Ideally 34D
    What means 34D?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syr
    What means 34D?
    In Italian, that would be... formato del reggiseno 2D
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    nicely done. I'm guessing some females will chime in. Might want to add:

    "> can't be able to kick my ass."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robboe
    Any takers?
    Dude, you should at least be up-front about the fact that it's a suppository!

    ...at least it's not going to be big and painful, though...

    -kwantam
    (nah, I'm just playin' Robboe, you know we love you)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwantam
    Dude, you should at least be up-front about the fact that it's a suppository!

    ...at least it's not going to be big and painful, though...

    -kwantam
    (nah, I'm just playin' Robboe, you know we love you)
    Unless it's like ActivaTe and you need 20 caps per day. That pic makes this hte best thread ever. Also what about prospective clients who are female up top but not quite down below?
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    Hilarious.

    Good one Rob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spitboy
    In Italian, that would be... formato del reggiseno 2D
    ahhh! we have 5 sizes from 2 (tiny) to 5 (huge)... so he wants small boobs?
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    is that you on the front of the bottle ??, if so how many caps do I take to look like that ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cliff_vtr
    is that you on the front of the bottle ??, if so how many caps do I take to look like that ?
    Just don't eat for a week or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bda55
    Just don't eat for a week or two.
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    this has got to be one of the funniest threads ever......you guys really cracked me up with this one
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