Best things to do in Las Vegas?

[DieTrying]

I'm taking my girlfriend to Vegas in July and I'm trying to plan ahead. Have any of you guys been to Vegas? I'd like to book some shows, but I don't know whats worth the money..Thank you in advance!

[size]

gamble and cirque du soleil

[Cuffs]

Wayne Newton!

[BodyWizard]

Penn & Teller
Blue Man Group

[Streethoez]

I'm taking my girlfriend to Vegas in July and I'm trying to plan ahead. Have any of you guys been to Vegas? I'd like to book some shows, but I don't know whats worth the money..Thank you in advance!

personally i'd ditch the girl...you'll have way more fun. but if you must make sure you take her on the gondolas in the venetian chicks love that stuff and they even sing for ya, im sure you'll get laid off this one.

[jrkarp]

Normally I would say gamble and bang hot hookers. But you're going with your girlfriend. So gamble and bang your girlfriend.

Seriously, there is a lot to do in Vegas between the casinos, all the shows, the good food, cirque du soleil, and everything else. There's no way you can do everything in one trip. I hope you two have a really good time.

Can you imagine living in Vegas on a bulking cycle with those cheap buffets?

/karp

[jrkarp]

Oh, and a side trip to the Grand Canyon is always a good idea too.

/karp

[natedogg]

Oh, and a side trip to the Grand Canyon is always a good idea too.

/karp

Yeah, they have Helo tours of the Canyon. Never been on one, but I heard they're pretty nice. I've been there about 4 times. Got hella drunk all but once (with parents). If you don't drink while your in Vegas it's just not as fun. FYI, for you single guys. They have several swingers joints in Vegas and the surrounding cities. Pay a small fee to get in and your gauranteed some ass. I went to a place called the Red Rooster in Henderson and banged some guys wife and had a threesome with a couple of fat chicks (don't ask, I was really, really drunk and don't remember much of what happened). The space needle has a ride at the top (forgot what it's called), but it shoots you a couple of hundred feet up in a matter of seconds. It's really beautiful at night because you can see the entire Vegas skyline. I didn't gamble because I was spending my money on booze and food. I remember Ceasars Palace had an awesome seafood bar, complete with Lobster and Alaskan King Crab. There's alot more I can't remember because I was drinking 75% of the time. Good times and I'm looking forward to going back again one of these days.

[jrkarp]

Yeah, they have Helo tours of the Canyon. Never been on one, but I heard they're pretty nice. I've been there about 4 times. Got hella drunk all but once (with parents). If you don't drink while your in Vegas it's just not as fun. FYI, for you single guys. They have several swingers joints in Vegas and the surrounding cities. Pay a small fee to get in and your gauranteed some ass. I went to a place called the Red Rooster in Henderson and banged some guys wife and had a threesome with a couple of fat chicks (don't ask, I was really, really drunk and don't remember much of what happened). The space needle has a ride at the top (forgot what it's called), but it shoots you a couple of hundred feet up in a matter of seconds. It's really beautiful at night because you can see the entire Vegas skyline. I didn't gamble because I was spending my money on booze and food. I remember Ceasars Palace had an awesome seafood bar, complete with Lobster and Alaskan King Crab. There's alot more I can't remember because I was drinking 75% of the time. Good times and I'm looking forward to going back again one of these days.

Helo? Are you ex Navy or Marines? They're the only ones I know that call them helos. Army and Air Force call them choppers, and I've never heard a civilian call them a helo. I used to argue with the squids about that.

A threesome with fat chicks is nothing to be ashamed of as long as they weren't too big. There were 2 vaginas and only your penis. Even if they were fat that's further than most of us will ever get.

/karp

[natedogg]

Helo? Are you ex Navy or Marines? They're the only ones I know that call them helos. Army and Air Force call them choppers, and I've never heard a civilian call them a helo. I used to argue with the squids about that.

A threesome with fat chicks is nothing to be ashamed of as long as they weren't too big. There were 2 vaginas and only your penis. Even if they were fat that's further than most of us will ever get.

/karp

Ex Marine. I was stationed down in 29 Palms, CA so I had unlimited access to Vegas (about 2 to 3 hours away). They were pretty husky bro. The funny thing is, is that I met my now wife the following weekend.

[bioman]

Olympic Gardens. Test her boundaries. lol

[James]

Be sure to hit cheetahs.

[NPursuit]

Have a good time man. I'm taking my 1st trip there in 2 weeks.

[natedogg]

Have a good time man. I'm taking my 1st trip there in 2 weeks.

You're going to have a blast brotha. You can never run out of things to do in Vegas.

[NPursuit]

You're going to have a blast brotha. You can never run out of things to do in Vegas.

Yup, I'm looking forward to it. I'm staying at the Bellagio and a good friend of mine is getting married out there, so we will at least have one night just with the guys. I'm not much of a gambler, but I'm sure I'll hit up some poker. I'll mostly be hitting up the booze.

[az2u]

Go to the Hard Rock and hang out by the pools. This w/e will be rocking. Planning a trip for the end of June.

[DieTrying]

Thanks for all the help fellas! I really want to go to a show or two. I may drink a bit, but I'm really looking forward to the buffets!

[hypo]

I am leaving for Vegas on Monday! Unfortunately I only have two nights there as it is actually a stop over to Los Angeles.

I plan to see the venetian for sure among other things. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all!

[BOHICA]

I didn't gamble because I was spending my money on booze and food.

If you gamble the booze is free!!

Also take your woman to Spearmint Rhino It's better than cheetah's.

[BigP0ppa3]

I'll be there in exactly 3 weeks! Staying at the Luxor with the girl.