Would you rather?

[ChocolateClen]

Figure this could get interesting with everyone on here and all your beautiful personalities.
Answer and then post a new one to keep it going!

So I'll start:

Would you rather have no sex and no fapping for a month or be completely sedentary for a month?

 

[Aleksandar37]

Remain on the couch and sex comes to me? That's not a difficult choice. Sedentary sex month for the win!

Would you rather get shot in a foot or a hand?

 

[tyga tyga]

Foot.

Would you rather drink8oz of someone else's used bath water or be fed like a mama bird does it's off spring, regurgitated?

 

[ChocolateClen]

I've had friends do the second with alcohol, so the latter.

Would you rather lose all your gains permanently for an extra 50 years of life or lose 50 years of life and be as big as you want to be?

 

[Woody]

That depends. Is it an extra 50 years as an old, decrepit, senile man? Or am I gonna be 150 and ****ing slaying like I'm 40?

If so, I'd live for an extra 50. If I'm gonna be decrepit, senile, and miserable I'd take the gainz.

Would you rather have a phenomenal paying job that made you miserable or be broke and happy with a lousy paying job.

 

[TNlifting]

Broke and happy.

Would you rather sh1t out a watermelon or a pineapple?

 

[jakz]

Watermelon.

would you rather smoke weed or get drunk.

 

[Woody]

Weed.

Would you rather eat ass or suck on dirty, nasty feetsies.

 

[Mowglisml]

damn.. you make it hard. I want both! lol

depends whos ass and whos feet ?... i'll go with the feet.

Would you rather jump off a long fall to your death or drown?