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    men vs women


    Subject: Fw: Men vs. Women


    NAMES
    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
    each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each
    other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


    EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20,
    even though it's only for $32.50. None of! them will have anything smaller
    and none will actually admit they want change back.
    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


    MONEY
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


    BATHROOMS
    A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
    bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
    would not be able to identify most of these items.

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    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    CATS
    Women love cats.
    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


    FUTURE
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future ! until he gets a wife.


    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    MARRIAGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


    DRESSING UP
    A woman! will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
    answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


    NATURAL
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


    OFFSPRING
    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
    appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and
    hopes and dreams.
    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
    remembering the same thing.

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    Originally posted by pudgy
    Subject: Fw: Men vs. Women

    EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20,
    even though it's only for $32.50. None of! them will have anything smaller

    <TRUE!!!>

    ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    <TRUE!!!>

    CATS
    Women love cats.
    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    <TRUE!!!>

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by pudgy
    [B]Subject: Fw: Men vs. Women



    BATHROOMS
    A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
    bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
    would not be able to identify most of these items.

    plus men dont need a support group to go to the bathroom...heh
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    LOL very nice... again, funny yet real obervations
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    Every damn word in that is SO true!
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    A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
    An AAS user might have a few extra key items... Let's see...a spongey thing if you do transdermal...lotion for stretch marks (though they don't work)...3 different scalp dht inhibiting products...alchohol pads...um...and the rest you know... (the first girl who recognizes all this paraphanelia is a keeper...or not )
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