Dollar Beard Club

[AllTheGainz]

Where's all my Bearded Bros?

 

[booneman77]

i literall just trimmed off 3+inches yesterday... i feel so naked

 

[AllTheGainz]

i literall just trimmed off 3+inches yesterday... i feel so naked

I hate that haha I have to keep mine kinda short cause its not super full yet and i feel like I lose 5 years every time I trim it. Feel like I'm 2 when I shave lol

 

[jakz]

Here!

 

[AllTheGainz]

Here!

Sweet! How long have you had your beard?

 

[Aleksandar37]

A proud member since like 95 or so.

 

[AllTheGainz]

Damn over 20 years now. That's awesome

 

[jakz]

about 2 years now.

 

[AllTheGainz]

Nice! What made you all want to grow one?

 

[jakz]

I look like a bitch without one. With one..bad..ass.

 

[AllTheGainz]

I look like a bitch without one. With one..bad..ass.

Hahaha I feel you xD I feel like a bitch when I shave

 

[Aleksandar37]

Nice! What made you all want to grow one?

laziness

 

[AllTheGainz]

laziness

Hahaha xD. Speaking of beards, the beard oil from dollar shave club is on point. Smells like adventure and freedom.

 

[Aleksandar37]

Hahaha xD. Speaking of beards, the beard oil from dollar shave club is on point. Smells like adventure and freedom.

Have I been duped into a dollar shave club commercial? You're the same dude who is behind TheMaster aren't you?

 

[AllTheGainz]

Have I been duped into a dollar shave club commercial? You're the same dude who is behind TheMaster aren't you?

No sadly, my beard probably isn't as nice as his. But smelling freedom, and adventure is amazing. I feel like a city lumberjack

 

[AllTheGainz]

Meant to say Dollar Beard club haha oopse. Been arguing with my friends if beard club or shave club is better.

 

[Aleksandar37]

Meant to say Dollar Beard club haha oopse. Been arguing with my friends if beard club or shave club is better.

Neither. If you're looking to save money and want a better shave, invest in a good safety razor.

 

[AllTheGainz]

Neither. If you're looking to save money and want a better shave, invest in a good safety razor.

I think they prefer safety scissors to trim and shave. Me I use a beard trimmer.

 

[GreekTheBrick]

Haha what a topic, right on time! Cut it after 13years and I feel so naked. Needless to say Im growing it back the first day I cut it

 

[AllTheGainz]

Haha what a topic, right on time! Cut it after 13years and I feel so naked. Needless to say Im growing it back the first day I cut it

Haha I don't think I'll ever fully shave for that reason.

 

[B5150]

I hate that haha I have to keep mine kinda short cause its not super full yet and i feel like I lose 5 years every time I trim it. Feel like I'm 2 when I shave lol

and when your fifty you'll wish you could lose the 5 years. I guess if I was a kid trying to look "grown up" I would but as a middle aged man as soon as I grow a weeks worth of facial hair it ages me far too much. Even the goatee isn't cool anymore.

I never understand why a young looking guy wants to look old. One day you'll wish you could just shave off 10 years - at least I do

oh, and the kids who have patchy peach fuzz that grow beards - that's called a vagina

 

[cubsfan815]

Peachy blotchy vagina face here, if I try to grow it out

 

[AllTheGainz]

and when your fifty you'll wish you could lose the 5 years. I guess if I was a kid trying to look "grown up" I would but as a middle aged man as soon as I grow a weeks worth of facial hair it ages me far too much. Even the goatee isn't cool anymore.

I never understand why a young looking guy wants to look old. One day you'll wish you could just shave off 10 years - at least I do

oh, and the kids who have patchy peach fuzz that grow beards - that's called a vagina

Hahaha that last part killed me. And here's the simple reason. When your 50 you're experienced in pretty much everything in life. Sex, relationships, jobs, friendships etc. when you're still in college you realize you don't know **** all mate. You want to look like you know everything tho so you want to look older, wiser. For me I liked being offered jobs at bars even tho I was underage, I liked being able to flirt with girls who were higher up on the socio-economic ladder. It's all perspective.

Peachy blotchy vagina face here, if I try to grow it out

Mine isn't filled in either but it's not like awful either. Don't feel bad about it, give it time.

 

[AllTheGainz]

My favourite saying ever:
Rome wasn't built in a day.

Just like your muscles won't sporadically make you go from shrimp to king of the gym, your beard won't go from patchy to godly overnight. It takes time.

 

[B5150]

Hahaha that last part killed me. And here's the simple reason. When your 50 you're experienced in pretty much everything in life. Sex, relationships, jobs, friendships etc. when you're still in college you realize you don't know **** all mate. You want to look like you know everything tho so you want to look older, wiser. For me I liked being offered jobs at bars even tho I was underage, I liked being able to flirt with girls who were higher up on the socio-economic ladder. It's all perspective.

I agree with your "experience" assessment but it inherently leaves me feeling I'm living in a world of bearded boys

 

[AllTheGainz]

I agree with your "experience" assessment but it inherently leaves me feeling I'm living in a world of bearded boys
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Well damn the kid knows more than me! Jk haha and I totally understand that being a pretty big issue haha.

 

[rascal14]

Peachy blotchy vagina face here, if I try to grow it out

Same.

Beard guys, is there anything I can do to get more growth in the bald/thin spots? My dad can grow a beard and I'm pretty sure every guy in the family is able to. I'm 20. I only use an electric trimmer these days cause I'm lazy.

 

[jakz]

I love how me having a beard is seen as me trying to act grown up, maybd I just look good with one?

 

[RegisterJr]

Same.

Beard guys, is there anything I can do to get more growth in the bald/thin spots? My dad can grow a beard and I'm pretty sure every guy in the family is able to. I'm 20. I only use an electric trimmer these days cause I'm lazy.

Just give it time. I could grow a beard at 20 but my brother couldn't until post 30.

Edit: Unless you're Indian. Then you might be screwed.

 

[rascal14]

Just give it time. I could grow a beard at 20 but my brother couldn't until post 30.

Edit: Unless you're Indian. Then you might be screwed.

Not Indian, but I am from Oklahoma lol

I also used to have pretty bad acne that left some scarring I forgot to mention, I'm assuming that may not allow any hair to grow in those areas?

 

[GreekTheBrick]

Not Indian, but I am from Oklahoma lol

I also used to have pretty bad acne that left some scarring I forgot to mention, I'm assuming that may not allow any hair to grow in those areas?

Yes, it may not. It needs time, as guys here said. But you know the paradox with beard is the more you fully shave the stonger the hair become

 

[B5150]

I love how me having a beard is seen as me trying to act grown up, maybd I just look good with one?

I look like a bitch without one. With one..bad..ass.

you're right...grown up does not come to mind :lol:

 

[AllTheGainz]

Same.

Beard guys, is there anything I can do to get more growth in the bald/thin spots? My dad can grow a beard and I'm pretty sure every guy in the family is able to. I'm 20. I only use an electric trimmer these days cause I'm lazy.

Time, time, and more time. Also don't pull any hairs out or pull on any of your beard hairs as this may damage the follicle below (or would that be above?) which means your body has to spend more time reparing the damage before I can even start to grow hair back.

Not Indian, but I am from Oklahoma lol

I also used to have pretty bad acne that left some scarring I forgot to mention, I'm assuming that may not allow any hair to grow in those areas?

I had bad acne as well (currently on accutane) and I'm noticing it won't grow in where I have bad scaring. I do notice there are still little peach fuzz hairs there so I assume that it will eventually fill in. If not then maybe just grow your beard long enough to cover up the bad spots (that's what I do).

 

[AllTheGainz]

I love how me having a beard is seen as me trying to act grown up, maybd I just look good with one?

I've talked to a few girls recently after I started to grow mine out (even if it's patchy af) and this is a condensed version of what they told me.
1. If you aren't a 9 or 10 then grow a beard, you'll probably look better with it.
2. Make sure your beard is well kept.
3. Don't grow just a mustache, you'll look creepy.
4. Grow a beard, you'll look older.

So by using that logic one can assume that roughly 80% of all men will look better with a beard.

 

[GreekTheBrick]

It depends on woman. But a general rule that applies is that growing a beard and facial hair in general, makes you seem like a street guy. A badass. Specially for baby face guys. If you act like one or even better be like one(a gentle badass, not an arrogant scumbag) its a good reciepe for success(paired with some decent muscle).

Woman will marry the good guy and cheat him with the bad guy.

That is what I have concluded over years.

 

[jakz]

you're right...grown up does not come to mind :lol:

Dam straight! I'm a grown ass man and I do what I want ;-) :lol:

 

[jakz]

I've talked to a few girls recently after I started to grow mine out (even if it's patchy af) and this is a condensed version of what they told me.
1. If you aren't a 9 or 10 then grow a beard, you'll probably look better with it.
2. Make sure your beard is well kept.
3. Don't grow just a mustache, you'll look creepy.
4. Grow a beard, you'll look older.

So by using that logic one can assume that roughly 80% of all men will look better with a beard.

Exactly. I have that ugly ass face syndrome. The beard helps.

 

[AllTheGainz]

Exactly. I have that ugly ass face syndrome. The beard helps.

I'm in the same boat, I could probably make a baby cry if I shaved.

 

[jakz]

Maybe even onions bro..

 

[AllTheGainz]

Maybe even onions bro..

Hahaha nothing much worse than that.

 

[B5150]

It depends on woman. But a general rule that applies is that growing a beard and facial hair in general, makes you seem like a street guy. A badass. Specially for baby face guys. If you act like one or even better be like one(a gentle badass, not an arrogant scumbag) its a good reciepe for success(paired with some decent muscle).

Woman will marry the good guy and cheat him with the bad guy.

That is what I have concluded over years.

I've talked to a few girls recently after I started to grow mine out (even if it's patchy af) and this is a condensed version of what they told me.
1. If you aren't a 9 or 10 then grow a beard, you'll probably look better with it.
2. Make sure your beard is well kept.
3. Don't grow just a mustache, you'll look creepy.
4. Grow a beard, you'll look older.

So by using that logic one can assume that roughly 80% of all men will look better with a beard.

this sounds like 21st century Pussey Whipped. You've given me a new insight to the unkempt and disheveled homeless looking males of our society today. It's because the Pussey told them to.

God I miss the 80's! Men were men and Pussey did what it was told.

 

[AllTheGainz]

this sounds like 21st century Pussey Whipped. You've given me a new insight to the unkempt and disheveled homeless looking males of our society today. It's because the Pussey told them to.

God I miss the 80's! Men were men and Pussey did what it was told.

Haha I'm not saying you have to do it I'm just stating what I've been told. If a girl tells me to shave my bead she can **** off. No way in hell in letting a woman tell me what to do with my life. But some guys want to do whatever it takes to bring a girl home.

 

[B5150]

You're absolutely right. Most men today let women tell them how to dress and how to groom and how to smell. They've been demasculated.

 

[AllTheGainz]

You're absolutely right. Most men today let women tell them how to dress and how to groom and how to smell. They've been demasculated.

Might as well get their balls cut off if she controls you that much.

 

[AllTheGainz]

So this is sort of an update, I've been using the dollar beard club for a month now. I was super skeptical at first, I mean 'growth oil'? Tf is that? Anyway, been using the oils for a month and I have to say it's made a massive difference for my beard. Not only is it smoother, less scratchy, and fuller with more color, I'm actually starting to notice more of it. I'm not saying the oil magically makes beard hair grow, but I'm noticing my head is getting thicker and more lively. The oil also gives it a nice shine and it smells like adventure and freedom. Well worth the $5 a month.

 

[Woody]

Do they have cream over oil? Lol

Been looking for some decent beard accessories at a fair price. $5 is a steal. Wonder about the quality.

 

[AllTheGainz]

Do they have cream over oil? Lol

Been looking for some decent beard accessories at a fair price. $5 is a steal. Wonder about the quality.

They have beard cream as well, think it's like 4 or 5 bucks a month not including shipping. I don't really have a beard so the cream wouldn't do me any good but yeah they have it. I'd say it's good quality as well, I haven't had any reaction to it and every ingredient is on the label

Edit: Just looked, they have 2 balms, a cream, and a wax. $7-8 a month. Wax is 6.

 

[TexasLifter89]

I used this and was pushing decent volume for them as an affiliate when they first launched. Good stuff but their oil smelt odd imo

 

[AllTheGainz]

I used this and was pushing decent volume for them as an affiliate when they first launched. Good stuff but their oil smelt odd imo

The growth oil kinda does, so I just mak it with the beard oil which smells like fir or pine needles. Gonna try the sandalwood oil next month