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    nudist at my gym?!?!




    Ok so for the past few weeks I keep seeing this one old dude in the locker room.. and the guy apparently showers after a work out at the gymm fine and is naked obviously while hes getting changed.

    I think this dude is ALWAYS naked though. I mean its one thing to be naked in the locker room, but tonight, this dude walks all the way across the locker room into the toilet area i guess u say, and is like blowing his nose..taking a leak or something.... wtf put some clothes on at least .. I was washing the gel out of my hair so i could put my hat on..then i look in the mirror and theres this naked old man standing next to me blowing his nose...kinda scary.

    anyway..just felt like sharing.. off to grill some steaks now

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    hahahah sounds like the naked old guy at my gym.... he does it all butt naked, including shaving his head bald with a razor and cream in the communal sinks.
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    i see the same **** at my gym bro. i feel your pain. naked fat guys running amuck throughout the locker room. shaving, brushing teeth, combing hair, taking a piss, etc. they have no shame.
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    yeah i mean it doesn't bother me for people to be naked..like im questioning my manhood, but some respect for others would be appropriate..lol
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    dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
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    It's always the old dudes. I question their motives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spitboy
    dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spitboy
    dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
    LMAO! Damn I forgot that was Hamper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NPursuit
    It's always the old dudes. I question their motives.
    I think they're trying to show us what 70yrs of boxer wearing will do to your balls

    Maybe there is a big conspiracy and they're subtly trying to imply we need to go back to wearing undies hahaaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by spitboy
    dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.
    haha...yeah i was thinking of that picture as i hit send reply...thats funny..

    I wonder also, i mean i dont see my grandfather walking around his house naked at all so..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spitboy
    dude, don't worry.. no one is questioning your manhood. I won't be the one to remind people about the red sleeveless ladies shirt you've been seen in, nope, not me.


    I'll never forget that shirt. (*disturbed*)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwyckemynd00
    I think they're trying to show us what 70yrs of boxer wearing will do to your balls

    Maybe there is a big conspiracy and they're subtly trying to imply we need to go back to wearing undies hahaaha

    I actually wore some tighty whiteys not too long ago..I bought a pack of what i thought was boxer briefs, and opened them...friggin tighty whites...needless to say, i wore each of the 3 pairs once...not sure how they were EVER comfortable.
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    I have the same problem. I'm not going into the locker room at my gym. Just terrible the number of old nude guys.
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    its crazy - i try to avoid gym locker rooms at all costs.
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    lol..if i didn't go straight from work, I would avoid them as well.
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    Guys it's a right every 60 plus year old man has. He can walk around naked whenever the hell he choses to. And yes there is at least one "naked old dude" in every single gym in America.
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    I think there is at least one in every gym. They also seem to like to sit naked on the bench in the changing room without a towel . That is why I won't even go near the benches in the locker room.
    I just get my stuff from my locker as fast as possible and get out
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    You have that right, there are a few of them in my gym. Ive seen them where they just walk around naked and then go to the sink and start shaving thier faces, one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. There's also the younger guys in the mid to late 20's that walk around naked with thier built shoulders, nice chiseled chest, arms that denote strength, abs that go on for days and the thick long johnso.........Errrr...... I mean.... ummm...its horrible, simply dispecable what these guys are doing, they have no shame
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    there was this old guy at the gym I USED to go to...it was a Bally's, and the locker room was big.
    this dude walked around NAKED. from one side of the locker room to the other. first he was thirsty, so he walked to the other end of the locker room to the water fountain. then back to his locker, then BACK ACROSS THE LOCKER ROOM TO WEIGH HIMSELF BUCK ASS NAKED....way too much old man balls for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methyl1
    You have that right, there are a few of them in my gym. Ive seen them where they just walk around naked and then go to the sink and start shaving thier faces, one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. There's also the younger guys in the mid to late 20's that walk around naked with thier built shoulders, nice chiseled chest, arms that denote strength, abs that go on for days and the thick long johnso.........Errrr...... I mean.... ummm...its horrible, simply dispecable what these guys are doing, they have no shame
    starting to question your sexual preference.
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    thank god that never happens at my gym, however there arent any walls around the ****ter, and there are some guys there that have no shame about taking a dump in the open...what is worse is when you walk in and catch them mid wipe... ewww... gives me the creeps just thinking about it...gross
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    I think some of you guys spend waaaaaay too much time in the locker room. I'm in there long enough to take a piss and wash my hands, that's it.
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    Is there any possibility I read this wrong? Ok, that's where the line is drawn. Dude starts shaving his wrinkled sac in the PUBLIC locker room and it's on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methyl1
    one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink.
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    LOL the nake old guy has many brothers, they are members to every gym in the country. Unfortunately my gym has several. This needs to be stopped because anytime these guys shift bad things happen to their bodies. BRB gotta go vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by not_big_enuf
    Is there any possibility I read this wrong? Ok, that's where the line is drawn. Dude starts shaving his wrinkled sac in the PUBLIC locker room and it's on.
    I would have to seriously injure him, if I saw that.
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    Yeah I was kinda thinking the same thing... No man shaves a sac in a public sink for God's sake... That's just grounds for injury...
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    And yes there is at least one "naked old dude" in every single gym in America.
    So true, at the gym I worked out at in college there was a naked old(and i am convinced, crazy) guy that actually did a bunch of stretching moves in the nude. It was the worst thing ever to walk into the locker to grab your stuff and have to tip toe around that guy.
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    IF this guy starts shaving his sac..then i will be sure to startle him some how...with a loud yell or something

    A good nick on the nuts will probably teach him a lesson.
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    I think I would be too freaked out to say anything to the guy shaving his balls in the sink. I'd tell management about it or something. BTW, nice avatar NPursuit.
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    Thanks Nate!

    BTW I have no idea how people manage to shave their nuts with a razor. That's a little too freaky for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methyl1
    You have that right, there are a few of them in my gym. Ive seen them where they just walk around naked and then go to the sink and start shaving thier faces, one guy was shaving his balls in the sink. he kept dipping the razor in the foam water and shaving his sac and cleaning it off in the sink. There's also the younger guys in the mid to late 20's that walk around naked with thier built shoulders, nice chiseled chest, arms that denote strength, abs that go on for days and the thick long johnso.........Errrr...... I mean.... ummm...its horrible, simply dispecable what these guys are doing, they have no shame
    Dude, now we know where you got the idea for all those crotch-shot avatars!

    BP
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    yeah porn star balls are just a bit too much
    buzzer works well..lol..not in the locker room though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1
    however there arent any walls around the ****ter
    where do you workout? in jail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigP0ppa3
    Dude, now we know where you got the idea for all those crotch-shot avatars!

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    Bwhahahaahahah.


    I personally love shaving the sac with a Mach 3, i pull back the old noodle and proceed to give the jewels a much needed haircut "aka" Yule Brenner style And once im done i pull back and show the guys in the gym and ask them "Now arent these the smoothest set of balls you have ever seen, smoother than a baby's arse"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cable626
    where do you workout? in jail?

    haha i was thinking that too
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    Quote Originally Posted by cable626
    where do you workout? in jail?

    Nope, a place called "The Pit"...so I guess its close..
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    they don't have gyms like that where i live..that i know of anyway. I do enjoy the hot chicks at my gym though, since i work out alone it gets broing without something to look at.
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    I really like my gym. Nothing fancy about it, just what I need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methyl1
    Bwhahahaahahah.


    I personally love shaving the sac with a Mach 3, i pull back the old noodle and proceed to give the jewels a much needed haircut "aka" Yule Brenner style And once im done i pull back and show the guys in the gym and ask them "Now arent these the smoothest set of balls you have ever seen, smoother than a baby's arse"
    Dude you crack me up...

    You have SERIOUS ISSUES - but you crack me up
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    Methyl, Didn't you admit your last avatar was for the guys to look at. The dude with the S&M gear? These guys are questioning your sexual preference. Tell em. Anyway, My Wife tells me there is an old women who does her stretches in the locker room naked. Yea, We've got the same old guys at our gym. I had a guy look over the splash guard at the urinals one time. Methyl, do you live in West Palm Beach?
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