Wife 1.0

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support
 

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Oh man... and to think, i just ran Engagement 2.7 in preparation to move to Wife 1.0. Uh oh.
 
motiv8er

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HARHARHAR!! Beelze, thats a moo read man! Really funny stuff. My hard drive shuts down at anything above Girlfriend 3.0!!
 

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Whats Girlfriend 7 and all the other stuff u lot were talking abt?
 

ChemicalD

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At your age, Girlfriend 7.0 is connected to your wrist :lol:
Oh boy, good old rosie...

what's great is the no-nonsense of this place...
you're 15? BANNED!
I love it.
 
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very funny
Just wait until you have to load kids 2.0 in your machine. You'll have no memory left for other programs and your previously frequently used hardrive that was devoted to wife 1.0 will see less and less use. Of course I still love my kids 2.0 program and my wife 1.0
 

tattoopierced1

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i hope i never upgrade to kids 2.0...i'm still at kid 1.0 and that is plenty for me...especially when you have wife 1.0, job 3.6, dogs 3.2, and kid 1.0
 

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Thats funny as hell. I would show my Girl-friend 7.0 but I don't think she would understand all the sub programs Wife 1.0 is SUPPOSED to run.
 

jweave23

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And to think I was comtemplating testing engagement 3.0 on my machine shortly.... :run: :nono:

:icon_lol:
 

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And to think I was comtemplating testing engagement 3.0 on my machine shortly.... :run: :nono:

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Same here man. I mean 8 years... I think it's time. If she can put up with my bullshit for 8 years she must be a keeper lol
 
Bean

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I have spyware software on my system... it keeps programs like Girlfriend 7.0 (and even the new super-slick 8.0 with bluetooth) from running in the background...
It saves me valuable memory space for School 2005-edition and Work 5.5... also my Finance 9.0 is running smoothly since it is in save-mode
 
Aeternitatis

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Uhh, I don't know about you guys but I'm running Windows XP and it sucks!
 

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Your young. Don't worry soon enough your learn. BWAAAAAAA
 

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