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    If you though Greg Valentino was bad, take a look...



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    WTF is that guy smoking, that's just freakin retarted. He looks like he has tumors all over his body. Makes Valentino look sane
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    All I can do is shake my head.
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    I think he looks great....for an oil filled douche bag. That **** doesn't even look like muscle. I'm sure he probably can't even wipe his own oil filled ass. What I want to know is who these guys think they're fooling?
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    ta da!!! ...more douchebags
    Last edited by glenihan; 09-17-2006 at 07:51 PM.
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    by the way i'm not sure that's synthol i don't think you can possibly have that much ... i think those are actual implants
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    I've seen the one of the hick on the left, but that dude on the right....wow...where did you get these? lol.
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    those guys CANT be serious....what do their mothers say???? lol
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    This is really sad
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    those are implants
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    HOLY ****!

    Just when you thought people couldn't get any stupider!

    I think I just found a new avatar project.

    I honestly can't believe that...what about saline implants, perhaps? Like breast implants only in your arms?

    Imagine what those guys are going to look like @ 50...if they live that long!
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    What a bunch of *******s.
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    Am I the only one that finds the pic of the hick at "Fitness" World.. "ironic"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NPursuit
    What a bunch of *******s.
    LOL! Yeah, really. Jerkoffs.
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    THis is actually really sad. I am sure they have some type of body dismorphic disorder.
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    what--you sure that's NOT Gregg Valentino?
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    All the negative comments these guys are getting are the same ones bodybuilders get from the general public. I don't like the oil look myself but I will say that guy in the black shirt did a good job because he looks alot less lumpy than valentino.
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    Yeah, the fact that his arms look purple and likely will fall off from infection makes up for it...just like the "symmetry" between his 42" arms and his pencil neck.

    No offense to anyone, but when are you guys going to step out of 90s psycho-babble and get real. No one needs a warm pillow and a glass of milk here. People who fill their bodies with oil like balloons are STUPID! Why should they get any special consideration from social Darwinism?
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    Red face


    there are a number of philosophical ideas which maintain that (to overgeneralize mercilessly) too much of anything (even a good thing) results in "bad"; that is, moderation and balance are ultimately the pinnacle of any achievement. Case in point, the bodybuilding ideal--presumably to harness ultimate physical health, muscle, the Adonis-like physiqhe, attractiveness, energy,etc. Then taken to the (horrifying) extremes; dysmorphia, (chemically induced) shortened life spans, toxicity, addictions, etc. Bottom line: (not that most of us are necessarrily at risk, as such), we should all check ourselves from time to time on where we are in life and where we want to be and go. Healthy, happy, and hopefully still human!!!
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    No, really, that's just idiotic and it'll be pictures of guys like that are paraded around in the media when they want to sensationalize and villify steroids and bodybuilding.
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    i bet the chicks dig him
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    i wonder if there is anyone that really thinks it looks cool........... soooo f-ing retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deoudes59
    i bet the chicks dig him
    They probably do....he's probably got a gallon of 10w40 in his dong if he's retarded enough to do that to bodyparts people can see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    They probably do....he's probably got a gallon of 10w40 in his dong if he's retarded enough to do that to bodyparts people can see.
    roflmao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deoudes59
    i bet the chicks dig him
    Yeah, but what KIND of chicks? lol

    WD-40? How about a Penzoil Pecker?
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    Where did you guys find those photos of the bloated dude in overalls and Mr. 45" Biceps/10" forearms? I want to see more.
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    those guys make ernie tyler look natural.
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    i'm amazed anyone would buy the stuff to do that. anyone heard of diminishing marginal benefit?
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    i saw them on another board
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    Ive seen decomposing bodies that swell up to sizes like that. Only they look better. Everything swells, not just there arms and there egos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knox
    Link doesn't work for me.
    Uh, I think that link was a joke.
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    Yeah, after i typed that reply i went back and took a closer look at the link. it was then that i realized i have a little stupid in me.
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    I think arms that big would become a burden when trying to do regular tasks. Maybe it's just elephantitis, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jas123
    I think arms that big would become a burden when trying to do regular tasks. Maybe it's just elephantitis, though.
    I agree. (insert lame "my penis is that big too and hampers my everyday life" joke here). Sorry, drew a blank on penis jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead
    I think he looks great....for an oil filled douche bag. That **** doesn't even look like muscle. I'm sure he probably can't even wipe his own oil filled ass. What I want to know is who these guys think they're fooling?
    hahahha.....oil filled douche bag...oh man that was good
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    I saw a dude like that in Maxim a few years ago. He's on record as having the world's largest arms. They give a quote from him saying somethnig like "They look stupid, but at least I can say I've got the most retarded-looking arms in the world."
    I know I've got the issue, but I'm not gonna go back and look through them all just to find it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Physicist
    I saw a dude like that in Maxim a few years ago. He's on record as having the world's largest arms. They give a quote from him saying somethnig like "They look stupid, but at least I can say I've got the most retarded-looking arms in the world."
    I know I've got the issue, but I'm not gonna go back and look through them all just to find it.
    That was Gregg Valvolino. I mean Valentino.
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