ROFL ! .. The new, fun way to commit suicide

[mikeg313]

I'm kidding of course but this is crazy!


http://www.newspitter.com/2011/10/12/16-yold-old-brazillian-boy-masterbates-42-times-to-his-death

 

[warsteiner]

42 times in one night! There was definitely something wrong with him.

The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures.

17 million videos, how big was his hard drive? This must have been going on for a while so I'm surprised the mother didn't take him to the doctor sooner rather than waiting until it got so bad.

 

[mikeg313]

42 times in one night! There was definitely something wrong with him.

17 million videos, how big was his hard drive? This must have been going on for a while so I'm surprised the mother didn't take him to the doctor sooner rather than waiting until it got so bad.

I know right? Kid had the Fort Knox of porn. The mother should eBay his hard drive to help pay funeral expenses! Lol

 

[Resolve]

How about the "anal tatoos" story-link in the corner? WTF

 

[mikeg313]

I didn't see any link for anal tattoos. Wtf? Why?

 

[Resolve]

I didn't see any link for anal tattoos. Wtf? Why?

Scroll down, to the right of the comments...

 

[DAdams91982]

This is satire. G17 is the Brazilian version of the Onion.

No one can pop out 42 times, and why would the mom know the count?

Also, not PC can hold 17 Million videos and 600 million images.

My companies million dollar storage has problems with that file levels. Run out of INode space at less than a 25th of that.

 

[mikeg313]

There's more on it if you google it. I think It really happened. Iono how they know how many times he jerked it. Maybe they counted tissues. Lol

 

[Jiigzz]

There's more on it if you google it. I think It really happened. Iono how they know how many times he jerked it. Maybe they counted tissues. Lol

The storage space alone is enough to make you realise this is fake. Try downloading 17million videos and see how far you get before your hard drive is full.

Not to mention the OG article was posted on g17...

 

[mikeg313]

Oh well, I have no idea what G17 is , my bad someone sent it to me an I got suckered cus I thought it was real and funny

 

[PunishMuscle]

How would they know 42!? Was mom documenting lol

 

[PrepNwa23]

This is satire. G17 is the Brazilian version of the Onion.

No one can pop out 42 times, and why would the mom know the count?

Also, not PC can hold 17 Million videos and 600 million images.

My companies million dollar storage has problems with that file levels. Run out of INode space at less than a 25th of that.

That was my thought, i don't know any PC that can hold that much. LoL and where would you find 17 million come on here.