"We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get ****ed by dicks, but dicks also **** *******s. *******s who just wanna **** on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with *******s their way, but the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they **** too much, or **** when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a ***** to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of **** that they become *******s themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from *******s. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world. But I do know that if you don't let us **** this *******, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in ****."