I want to "release " faster. Not a joke.

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by ponysteak View Post
    I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

    So, how do I go about this?
    Keegle exercises
    “Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" - General Secretary of The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Joseph Stalin.


  2. I was wondering if there was a technology I could attach to my penis. Like a motorized pump so I can bypass the whole kegel thing and become a human glue gun named Robocock.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by ponysteak View Post
    I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

    So, how do I go about this?
    PIITB w/o warning; that'll do it.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    We use astro glide lube BTW.
    why are you needing to use lube? do you do any foreplay?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    why are you needing to use lube? do you do any foreplay?
    This topic is old and done but ill answer anyway with another question. Wouldn't you use it too if you were doing anal?
    Online community manager/lead rep of Chaos and Pain,LLC and Fundamental Nutrition.Check us out!chaosandpain.com fnsupps.com Follow me on instagram:@pyrobatt
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  6. ^lol
    “Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" - General Secretary of The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Joseph Stalin.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Try different positions. Ones that give you a lot of stimulation should work. Do you find your gf attractive? Do you do a sufficient amount of foreplay?
    Ahhhh the sex and relationship guru has stepped in to help out. It's all good now.

  8. I've been told that demanding that she refer to you as "Captain Kirk" when being intimate will cause almost spontaneous climax. Your results may vary.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by SXIPro View Post

    Ahhhh the sex and relationship guru has stepped in to help out. It's all good now.
    That's "Douche Biggalow " of course he knows! Lol

  10. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    This topic is old and done but ill answer anyway with another question. Wouldn't you use it too if you were doing anal?
    Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that

  11. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that
    Such a closed mind. Tisk tisk
    Online community manager/lead rep of Chaos and Pain,LLC and Fundamental Nutrition.Check us out!chaosandpain.com fnsupps.com Follow me on instagram:@pyrobatt

  12. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that
    I suppose you won't eat a girls ass either huh? If she's got a nice matching b hole I go downtown an all around from V to B back to V with a side of thighs and its all good under the hood.... After a shower of course. Don't wanna be smelling what's a comparable smell to a open box of crayons;-)

  13. Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post
    I suppose you won't eat a girls ass either huh? If she's got a nice matching b hole I go downtown an all around from V to B back to V with a side of thighs and its all good under the hood.... After a shower of course. Don't wanna be smelling what's a comparable smell to a open box of crayons;-)
    that screams UTI for her. anyway, anal is gross. it might be tight, but thats not my thing... if a girl gets loose in the front kegels can help.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    that screams UTI for her. anyway, anal is gross. it might be tight, but thats not my thing... if a girl gets loose in the front kegels can help.
    You don't lose tightness. If she's loose she's loose or someone else has a size problem. The vagina is a wonderful thing and "snaps back" from a lot of trauma quickly.
    Online community manager/lead rep of Chaos and Pain,LLC and Fundamental Nutrition.Check us out!chaosandpain.com fnsupps.com Follow me on instagram:@pyrobatt

  15. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    You don't lose tightness. If she's loose she's loose or someone else has a size problem. The vagina is a wonderful thing and "snaps back" from a lot of trauma quickly.
    Child birth is a bitch

  16. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Child birth is a bitch
    Spoken like a true woman.

  17. Lmfao^
    “Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't let our enemies have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?" - General Secretary of The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Joseph Stalin.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by SXIPro View Post
    Spoken like a true woman.
    Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.
    You know, every once in a while I see a post and think "boy o' boy, Beau, aren't you glad you didn't post that?" The post above created that thought; and so I must thank you for this little opportunity to celebrate.

    For the love of mankind, I hope female forum members do not read this.

    In case anyone thought "honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat" was the worst question you could be asked - I can only conclude that "honey, do you think my genitals were irreparably disfigured and are forever misshapen due to my giving birth to our little bundle of joy?" -- Yup, I am pretty sure that is worse.

    Egad - "it’s never the same". Good luck with that – let us know how that works out for you.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.
    Wrong and retarded
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