I want to "release " faster. Not a joke.

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  1. I don't think this has been asked, serious question though -- do you have any issue when you're on your own or can you complete the deed as quickly as you want? If it's not an issue on your own, I suggest you learn exactly how to give her an orgasm. Work on getting her off, after that she'll likely just want you to get off so things can be done. That being the case, and if you are are realizing you're not going to be able to finish inside of her, I wouldn't have any shame about finishing yourself on her -- chest, stomach, hell maybe even face if she's into such things (best to check first!). I've had similar issues, but never have any issues on my own, so the above method will usually do the trick if I run into difficulties. Give it a shot (so to speak) and save both of you some pain.


  2. I used to have the same problem. Check this stuff out. You can get it at Spencers.

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  3. These creams and such are usually always a problem, any little tearing in the vag, and she'll be feeling on fire....and not in a good way. Plus not really compatible with condoms.

    I normally do as a poster said above. Make her come a few times or till she's worn out, then she can get all freaky and do what needs to be done to finish you off. Putting on a bit of a show even helps...but a girl should know how to finish a guy off fast. There are so many ways...it doesn't need to be via intercourse.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by Gutterpump View Post
    These creams and such are usually always a problem, any little tearing in the vag, and she'll be feeling on fire....and not in a good way. Plus not really compatible with condoms.

    I normally do as a poster said above. Make her come a few times or till she's worn out, then she can get all freaky and do what needs to be done to finish you off. Putting on a bit of a show even helps...but a girl should know how to finish a guy off fast. There are so many ways...it doesn't need to be via intercourse.
    What are condoms? Lol jk but yeah, good point on the tearing. I hadn't considered that.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    So if winny helps you release faster how does 70 mg every day for 12 weeks sound ,..never do that.its a joke.

    Ill go buy a bottle of his n hers today! Ill let you know haha! Concentrate on me getting off? That's all I do.
    The absolute best lube is called Pure. It's expensive but way better then anything else.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Gutterpump View Post
    These creams and such are usually always a problem, any little tearing in the vag, and she'll be feeling on fire....and not in a good way. Plus not really compatible with condoms.

    I normally do as a poster said above. Make her come a few times or till she's worn out, then she can get all freaky and do what needs to be done to finish you off. Putting on a bit of a show even helps...but a girl should know how to finish a guy off fast. There are so many ways...it doesn't need to be via intercourse.
    I also agree. Creams not a good way to go. Most girls will get yeast infections with alot of creams and what nots. The Pure is water soluable and is tasteless. My girl and I have tried alot of different lubes and this one is hands down the best. You can swoop it from any sex store but I know for sure lover package carries it.

    Owlicks had it on the money. Finish yourself off if nessesary in her mouth or in it. Haha

  7. Sniff some oxytocin when you're ready to pop?

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18086171

  8. Quote Originally Posted by wtmdcg91

    Sounds like a sex that has no enjoyment ... from the girl's point of view i can tell you she is not enjoying that at all , she is giving you mercy sex YIKES
    40 minutes of Raw sucks! That is just a girl's opinion Peace out!!
    She is enjoying it fine.We found the problem guys! She has a sever infection
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  9. Quote Originally Posted by Gutterpump View Post
    Yeah man that's what I thought. Most women I've met love to have sex for long periods of time, so long as time permits - they can keep coming over and over, or take short breaks if too sensitive right after a big O. They shouldn't dry up after 30min, that's just weird... Anyhow you're right... nobody should be getting raw when lube exists. That's never a prob for me and I F$%k for an hour or two. Dunno about the booty call comment though lol..if it comes to that, just stay single.
    If she's not complaining about always having long sex sessions then she's being kind. All girls want to feel attractive, and busting the occasional nut quickly helps them feel that way (weird but true.... it doesn't really matter how much you tell them or what they say). It's similar to being a guy and not being able to get a girl off (think about it ).
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by prld2gr8ns View Post
    If she's not complaining about always having long sex sessions then she's being kind. All girls want to feel attractive, and busting the occasional nut quickly helps them feel that way (weird but true.... it doesn't really matter how much you tell them or what they say). It's similar to being a guy and not being able to get a girl off (think about it ).
    Yup. My girl loves when i go quick sometimes cuz it makes her feel very attractive, as it should!

  11. Quote Originally Posted by prld2gr8ns View Post
    If she's not complaining about always having long sex sessions then she's being kind. All girls want to feel attractive, and busting the occasional nut quickly helps them feel that way (weird but true.... it doesn't really matter how much you tell them or what they say). It's similar to being a guy and not being able to get a girl off (think about it ).

    Oh yeah don't get me wrong. Almost all women/people love to feel great about themselves, and it's also a feeling of power to make your partner finish easily. Most think it's them when a guy can't finish quickly at times...and there's not always time for long sessions either.

  12. Maca helps me too. Definitely...

  13. so I been trying to send pyrobatt a PM but I assume because I don't have any posts I can't?

  14. Lmfao.

    I was watching road trip the other day. E.L. Got off on a nurse sticking him with her finger... Lol ask your gf to help u in the bum. Lol
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  15. Quote Originally Posted by HotSpur922 View Post
    so I been trying to send pyrobatt a PM but I assume because I don't have any posts I can't?
    Are you trying to get him off faster?
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    A 7 month old thread and his first post? These new members (pun intended) get more and more creepy all the time.
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  17. Quote Originally Posted by David Dunn View Post
    A 7 month old thread and his first post? These new members (pun intended) get more and more creepy all the time.
    Lmfao
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  18. The general topic area should be renamed the "WTF section".....

  19. Try different positions. Ones that give you a lot of stimulation should work. Do you find your gf attractive? Do you do a sufficient amount of foreplay?

  20. I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

    So, how do I go about this?

  21. Quote Originally Posted by ponysteak View Post
    I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

    So, how do I go about this?
    Keegle exercises
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  22. I was wondering if there was a technology I could attach to my penis. Like a motorized pump so I can bypass the whole kegel thing and become a human glue gun named Robocock.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by ponysteak View Post
    I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

    So, how do I go about this?
    PIITB w/o warning; that'll do it.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    We use astro glide lube BTW.
    why are you needing to use lube? do you do any foreplay?

  25. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    why are you needing to use lube? do you do any foreplay?
    This topic is old and done but ill answer anyway with another question. Wouldn't you use it too if you were doing anal?
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  26. ^lol
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  27. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Try different positions. Ones that give you a lot of stimulation should work. Do you find your gf attractive? Do you do a sufficient amount of foreplay?
    Ahhhh the sex and relationship guru has stepped in to help out. It's all good now.

  28. I've been told that demanding that she refer to you as "Captain Kirk" when being intimate will cause almost spontaneous climax. Your results may vary.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by SXIPro View Post

    Ahhhh the sex and relationship guru has stepped in to help out. It's all good now.
    That's "Douche Biggalow " of course he knows! Lol

  30. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    This topic is old and done but ill answer anyway with another question. Wouldn't you use it too if you were doing anal?
    Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that

  31. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that
    Such a closed mind. Tisk tisk
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  32. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that
    I suppose you won't eat a girls ass either huh? If she's got a nice matching b hole I go downtown an all around from V to B back to V with a side of thighs and its all good under the hood.... After a shower of course. Don't wanna be smelling what's a comparable smell to a open box of crayons;-)

  33. Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post
    I suppose you won't eat a girls ass either huh? If she's got a nice matching b hole I go downtown an all around from V to B back to V with a side of thighs and its all good under the hood.... After a shower of course. Don't wanna be smelling what's a comparable smell to a open box of crayons;-)
    that screams UTI for her. anyway, anal is gross. it might be tight, but thats not my thing... if a girl gets loose in the front kegels can help.

  34. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    that screams UTI for her. anyway, anal is gross. it might be tight, but thats not my thing... if a girl gets loose in the front kegels can help.
    You don't lose tightness. If she's loose she's loose or someone else has a size problem. The vagina is a wonderful thing and "snaps back" from a lot of trauma quickly.
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  35. Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    You don't lose tightness. If she's loose she's loose or someone else has a size problem. The vagina is a wonderful thing and "snaps back" from a lot of trauma quickly.
    Child birth is a bitch

  36. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Child birth is a bitch
    Spoken like a true woman.

  37. Lmfao^
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  38. Quote Originally Posted by SXIPro View Post
    Spoken like a true woman.
    Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.

  39. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.
    You know, every once in a while I see a post and think "boy o' boy, Beau, aren't you glad you didn't post that?" The post above created that thought; and so I must thank you for this little opportunity to celebrate.

    For the love of mankind, I hope female forum members do not read this.

    In case anyone thought "honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat" was the worst question you could be asked - I can only conclude that "honey, do you think my genitals were irreparably disfigured and are forever misshapen due to my giving birth to our little bundle of joy?" -- Yup, I am pretty sure that is worse.

    Egad - "it’s never the same". Good luck with that – let us know how that works out for you.

  40. Quote Originally Posted by 5ft5andalive View Post
    Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.
    Wrong and retarded
  

  
 

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