I thought this thread may be as funny as the gym thread. If not , then blow off some steam and talk about the douches you gotta work with everyday!
CoWorkers?? LOL..I'm a correctional officer in a state prison. I deal with douche bags all day.
Joke....sometimes coworkers can be worse douchebags then inmates..I'm a correctional officer in a state prison. I deal with douche bags all day.
That's how the rich stay rich by fuking everyone over they can get away with.Customers who own a million dollar house with a 200 k ferrari in the garage who are always on my case about the price of the job even after o give um a discounted rate. Then they have the nerve to ask if they have to pay tax!! I'm not try to steal from u lady just trying to make a living u cheap ho!
I agree cops are a hit or miss no in-between either a complete dick or the coolest dude everI work on a 9 man PD and 4 of the guys are complete douche bags... Srsly I can't stomach them they have no morals or ethics
LOL! I hated the time I spent in the jail!! Some of the CO's were worse then the inmatesI'm a correctional officer in a state prison. I deal with douche bags all day.
For realI agree cops are a hit or miss no in-between either a complete dick or the coolest dude ever
Imagine if the army had union representation, lolya im in the army, i work with douche bags that probably got picked on when they were little and now that they have rank and "power" they take it out on the lower enlisted, and it sucks because if you even say 1 thing wrong thats an article 15 UCMJ for "disrespect to a non-commissioned officer" lol bam there goes your rank and money
Serving your country and civil service is supposed to be a great thing but unfortunatley it's been exploited to the extreme and abused like every great idea that once made this country great.Imagine if the army had union representation, lol
Btw thank you for your service!
So what have you seem them do/say to people?I work on a 9 man PD and 4 of the guys are complete douche bags... Srsly I can't stomach them they have no morals or ethics
That's some bullshít.My bosses when I worked at the bar were douche bags. They made me clean this toilet full to the brim with diarrhea my like 4th day of work instead of calling a plumber. That bathroom toilet was just completely annihilated. Little did those ****ers know that being an advice enthusiast of making massive ****s in my home toilet, I grabbed the plunger and fixed it in seconds. Those jackoffs wanted me to scoop it out into a bucket....dumb mother ****ers I swear
Brake check next time maybe?This should go here, cuz there isn't a need for "everyday douchebags" and since I'm the self-employed one in my relationship, going to wal*mart is part of my job
On the way home, half of the route is a one-lane each way road with a decent amount of 4-way stop signs, and a low speed limit (residential, and school zone). There are also tons of blind speed traps as well (9/10 times I've done the drive). So today, I get an out-of-stater behind me. She was on her cellphone (illegal here), and everytime I got to a stop sign and stopped (gasp!) she'd lay in on her horn at me, and then as soon as I would go, she'd just go behind me. At one point she almost caused an accident `cuz the person who had the right of way also jumped out quite fast. She also felt it was appropriate to lay into the horn when I decided to make a legal right-hand turn off of the road, not at a stop, so I (gasp!) slowed down to safely make the turn.
I only wish the cops were out today...
ManBeast
Give her a blow job sign....Yeah, I just didn't want to deal with it, my insurance is finally down to a cheap rate Plus she wasn't my type when it comes to "gimme some reason not to report it to police/insurance"
ManBeast
He probably would've got out the car an kicked your ass... lol some1 pulled a gun on you because you had a similar driving incident b4 right?Last time I got into it with a guy on the road otw to work he tried the whole I'm gonna jerk my SUV at u
Like I'm gonna run you off the road so I launched my full shaker cup of ice , milk and proteins powder at his window. It didn't break the window but damn it was loud enough I could hear it smash at 70mph. Made a nice mess, then he pulled the whole follow me lets fight as I was getting on the off ramp while he clearly didn't wanna follow to come get some. Luckily vitamin shoppe was otw to work so I could stop and get another shaker and a protein drink for work. Lol
Doubt it, and no the other situation the dumb **** pulled a gun after being inconciderate and me giving him the finger. If you ever venture into the Detroit metro area be warned, you're going to encounter the biggest group of inconciderate as?holes on the road you'll ever meet. Matter of fact as you travel 75 north and cross over from Ohio into southeast michigan you'll be immediately cut off in the "passing" lane then brake checked while the idiot slows down and talks on the phone all the while with highbeams on! Ahhh i miss arizonaHe probably would've got out the car an kicked your ass... lol some1 pulled a gun on you because you had a similar driving incident b4 right?
Ohio people can drive, Florida people can't.Doubt it, and no the other situation the dumb **** pulled a gun after being inconciderate and me giving him the finger. If you ever venture into the Detroit metro area be warned, you're going to encounter the biggest group of inconciderate as?holes on the road you'll ever meet. Matter of fact as you travel 75 north and cross over from Ohio into southeast michigan you'll be immediately cut off in the "passing" lane then brake checked while the idiot slows down and talks on the phone all the while with highbeams on! Ahhh i miss arizona
It's even worse when your on a bike here, they don't see you and when they do they don't care. You may as well be an enemy combatant
Prolly cus you get alot of snowbirds and retirees down there. AZ in the winter was real bad for that. Big cars and violet cotton balls barely seeing over the steering wheel.Ohio people can drive, Florida people can't.
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