Just blew my ass out of my pants squatting argggg

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  1. Just blew my ass out of my pants squatting argggg


    Well I feel like an ass (pun intended) was doing my first set of warmups in the squat rack.The rack is at the end of the gym facing a mirror so basically the whole gym can see your backside. Gym was pretty busy tonight as usual, few hotties here and there.
    Anyways I go down and get a good stretch when I heard a loud pop and felt a chill on my backside. My pants literally exploded off of my ass. I did'nt know what to do I was in shock, for some reason I started to laugh hysterically. I lost my balance and fell forward the weight crashes into the rack and I get out from under it to access the damage. It was hard to turn around and witness who had seen it happen but the temptation was too great. To my surprise only a few had seen it and they were easy to spot as they were practically on the floor laughing.
    I left the weight on the rack threw my towel around my waist and began the extra long walk to the locker room where I had left my keys, etc. As I left the card girl (she's hot) at the door smiled and asked me if I had a good workout and started to laugh. I just laughed and kept walking man I feel like an idiot. Now I have to go back tomorrow and finish todays workout, ****ty day at work and now this oh well such is life I guess.


  2. You're not alone bro. I had it happen a few years ago but luckily it was a Sunday and the gym was near empty. Didn't leave though, stayed and finished the workout.
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  3. Luckily I train at a home gym and dont go to a public gym, but I have ripped several boxers and pants that same way. Kept going, just made sure my spotter didn't fall over laughing

  4. Yeah bro one time i left my shorts at home and it was leg day and i was like "damnit what am i going to do" so i had to pairs of jeans with me so i cut a pair off and i go to do squats and rip the entire ass out of my jeans and i was like "screw it" Im going to finish my friggin workout.
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  5. Yeah, I would have but I work out at a YMCA and there are kids there. It was'nt just a little rip my entire ass was hanging out of my pants. I am going to have to wait til tomorrow I tweaked my back a bit when I was stuck at the bottom laughing. My spider sense told me to make sure it's nothing. feels like it could be a nerve.
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  6. Yea man, shred the duds...I where my sh*t till it wears out..

  7. I've had the same happen bro, always make sure I have shorts and briefs on leg day now! Every single pair of boxers I own now has rips down the sides

  8. Hahahaaaa haven't had that happen to me...yet. I have had some serious gas release tho during squats and deadlifts. That shiot is EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Touche
    I've had the same happen bro, always make sure I have shorts and briefs on leg day now! Every single pair of boxers I own now has rips down the sides
    Ive had mine completley rip down the ass crack from squatting. At first I thought my pants ripped but a quick assesment showed otherwise lol.

  10. Yup
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  11. I had this happen at work while i was squatting to pick up a heavy box. Needless to say I had to drive home and change pants. I know your feels OP

  12. Quote Originally Posted by bighulksmash View Post
    Yup
    Tf u doing reviving a thread older than my cousins?

    Good thread to revive tho to be honest I laughed.... thanks bro I needed that laugh

  13. Oh damn didn't even realize it was a 10+ year old thread

  14. Quote Originally Posted by TNlifting View Post
    Oh damn didn't even realize it was a 10+ year old thread
    Yup merry Christmas!
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  15. Lol this made me laugh but I feel bad as this hurts like sht

  16. Ha what a Christmas miracle!

  17. @booneman77 thoughts ?
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  18. @SFreed, @hairygrandpa @ChocolateClen ... okay.. what happened to the ass thread...
    If one were to combine the exhaust sound of Audi, the handling of BMW and the engines of Mercedes. You basically have a Porsche.
    German Blood Pride.
  19. Just blew my ass out of my pants squatting argggg


    Looks like it was removed for some reason

    Edit: Macyyy was banned and thread appears to have been taken down. Oh well it was a good one. Many luls were had.

  20. Amd if I had to guess why.. I'm going with the names mentioned
    If one were to combine the exhaust sound of Audi, the handling of BMW and the engines of Mercedes. You basically have a Porsche.
    German Blood Pride.

  21. She was a man.
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  22. Quote Originally Posted by justhere4comm View Post
    She was a man.
    You serious or is this just speculation?

  23. Apparently there was a crotch/booty shot posted this morning.
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  24. Quote Originally Posted by TNlifting View Post
    You serious or is this just speculation?
    Serious, her name is Mariska. The person posting was an ex boyfriend from Nj.
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  25. On another note read the op guys.
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  26. @blueline438 has the scoop. I think he and Macyyy may have shared a moment.
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  27. Smitty hasn't been around in a few days....just saying. It's not the first nor the last time he has dressed as a woman.

  28. Quote Originally Posted by SFreed View Post
    Apparently there was a crotch/booty shot posted this morning.
    Damn! I missed it lol

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  30. Quote Originally Posted by bighulksmash View Post
    Serious, her name is Mariska. The person posting was an ex boyfriend from Nj.
    Oh well, still would've like to have seen the supposed pic from this Morning just for fun lol
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