Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym

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    Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym


    Why must you be so nasty? come on now is it that hard to walk in small corner it let that **** out?

    Why must you let out one out that stink super bad and than walk around the gym why u do it? come on nowwww!

    and than why do yall try to be slick with it and fart and leave the spot, now when someone comes over there to the spot that i happen to be at they think thats me smelling like that

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    LOL....**** happens.
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    Everyone farts man. If you eat a lot of protein and carbs its going to happen some time or another
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    It's not always intentional. Sometimes one with just squeak out while leg pressing or ab crunches. Oops, that's the cost of whole wheat
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    We are all guilty of cropdusting at one time or another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodja View Post
    We are all guilty of cropdusting at one time or another.
    lol Cropdusting..i like that one

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    Ah yes, like someone mentioned above, crop dusting! I just got back from the Arnold and I had quite a few crop dusting encounters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by specmike View Post
    LOL....**** happens.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Smeton View Post
    Everyone farts man. If you eat a lot of protein and carbs its going to happen some time or another
    Yeah i know that,but i dont do it and than walk around the whole gym. people do that sh-it on purpose so someone else can be blame for the smell


    Also i walk over to a corner if i feel as thou its going to be a smelly one

    I'm not talking about those that fart while doing a heavy movement
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    Quote Originally Posted by coldseed View Post
    Ah yes, like someone mentioned above, crop dusting! I just got back from the Arnold and I had quite a few crop dusting encounters.

    lol i'm pretty sure it was crop dusting all over that damm place
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    I'm guilty of crop dusting as well....usually going past my girlfriend in the grocery store so people think it was her LOL.....it must be love because she hasn't left me yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by ygbodybuilder View Post
    lol i'm pretty sure it was crop dusting all over that damm place
    People were letting them rip! All those protein samples people were downing left and right....

    Quote Originally Posted by waynaferd View Post
    I'm guilty of crop dusting as well....usually going past my girlfriend in the grocery store so people think it was her LOL.....it must be love because she hasn't left me yet
    I'm guilty of this too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ygbodybuilder View Post
    lol i'm pretty sure it was crop dusting all over that damm place
    Yes! Crop dusting is the reason I NEVER have to wait for a bench by the dumb bell rack, lol.

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    LOL.....Walking to a corner will not disperse a really good protein fart. It's going to cling and follow.
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    If its the choice of complete my rep or hold in a fart, we all know what's going to happen.

    It's the best when a really hot chick is nearby. Everyone looks at you, and you just point and act like it was her.
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    Damn YG. Why are you calling people out? What next? Are you going to start "calling out who ever works for sci fit"

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    it happens because people eat way too frikken much to try and grow. I can eat 400 grams of protein/day but if I'm eating clean I dont fart at all hardly. Eating is necessary to grow, yes, but there comes a point when people just need to let genetics take their course and back off a little bit. I agree, its rude as hell
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    I'm guilty but I usually do it past the douches curling in the squat rack
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    You mean "douches squatting at the curl rack," right?
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    People follow me around the gym ... I can't really find a vacant corner to slice it.

    Besides, the culture has changed. The other day I saw a young girl grunting it out on the leg-press and she laid out a toad that made me jealous as hell.

    And after she ripped it - she turned to me and grinned from ear to ear.

    It's the "in" thing now - get with the program!
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    Laid a toad? I don't even know what that means...

    EDIT: I misread your post. After reading it again, I get it.
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    I've always trained early (4 am) I used to go to this snooty gym in L.A. and my workout partner and I would take turns leaving the weight room to fart by the people on treadmills. 6 days a week, real thick protein goodness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stxnas View Post
    You mean "douches squatting at the curl rack," right?
    i have a problem with them as well
  

  
 

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