A guy is driving around the back woods of Lubbock, Texas, he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.���The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.�


'You talk?' he asks.�


'Yep,' the Lab replies.�


After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'�

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'�

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.''I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'�

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.�


'Ten dollars,' the guy says.�


'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'�

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that $hit.