More of a rant than anything:
So i'm going out to celebrate a buddies birthday tonight and I had to go deep in to the closet to find a decent shirt. EVERY single one looked like it would fit on my 12 year old. I'm not a huge guy but it was a little obvious that my recent gains have wrecked my XL wardrobe options. In the last (three weeks in to a Helladrol binge now) month i dropped 2% of my body fat and put on 7 pounds.
My wife walked in and asked "what is wrong with your shirt" and I tried to accuse her of shrinking it in the laundry. She wasn't hearing any of that and said "you need to quit the weights and just do cardio". What woman doesn't want her hubby to be a little yoked? I asked her if she would prefer to be married to Homer Simpson and she replied "yes".
I'm not looking forward to the next conversation after four weeks of SD. At the current rate i'll be 6'1" and 265 or 270 by the end of April. That should be perfect timing for pool side in Vegas. She is going to crap herself.