I know there are pot heads on here. Any legit ways to pass a test without giving it up?
Read my response in your other post..Use somebody elses urine, fool proof way..unless ur a complete moron lol....I know there are pot heads on here. Any legit ways to pass a test without giving it up?
Oil change a la blue mountain state lolRead my response in your other post..Use somebody elses urine, fool proof way..unless ur a complete moron lol....
HaHa...very good show my man. Sucks that it was canceled.....Oil change a la blue mountain state lol
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It was?HaHa...very good show my man. Sucks that it was canceled.....
Yea apparently. Here check this s**t out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mountain_StateIt was?
Excellent advice man. And its true, this method has worked for some, but not for others. I've done this essentially before as well and I was successful while a buddy of mine was not. As you said duration and smoking frequency determines how long the THC metabolites remain in your system, heavy smokers should stop as soon as possible, while lighter smokers could probably get away with stopping a few days before. But why risk it, just stop asap regardless of smoke intake.I actually process these tests as part of my job. Every one is different and what may work for 1 is no garentee. But the only water that matters is the water drank 2-4 hours pre test. Also do nut use the start or end of the void ( stream) that part has the highest concentration of the metabolite. I recommend drinking gatoraid not water if you use this dilution method this will encourage a proper ph level as depending on the place will test ph to see if there is to much water. High dose creatine will also help a few hours before the test as creatatine is the waste byproduct that many tests check to determine
If they feel the dilution method was used.
I would still give it a 4 day break pre test this will drop your concentration levels more. Not smoking is the best way to pass a test. Using clean urine is another way. With that you have issues with temp and getting caught ect.
I always take a 2 week break pre test and drink 4 32 oz gatoraid to ensure I pass.
The key to passing is get you concentration levels under 15ng/ml
Masking drinks, niacin, and tampering methods are all easily detectable. The head shop drinks are an expensive dilution method with lots of vit b to make urine more colored.
In recap
Not using drugs is the best way to pass
All other methods have risks
I recommend clean urine if temp can be kept consistent (do not use urine from a different gender they can test for hcg levels ect. I don't know how in detail your test is)
The best dilution method is...
4 32 oz gatoraide
10-20g creatine
Vit b tab (b complex)
All taken 3-4 hours pre test and keep drinking water up to the test
And still take a few days off.
Hope this helps. Just stop for at least a few days I would say 2 weeks. Just look forward to when the test is over.
One last thing wait to get your results befor smoking again if you use the dilution method as samples often get lost or deemed contaminated or unusable. Most places use a simple chem strip test that only checks metabolite and ph. The cheapest way to test but easy to pass.
I can man up if I whant too, but I dont whant too. I dont smoke ciggarettes and go months without haveing a beer. I have yet to take a steroid. Weed is my vice, and I dont even consideer it a vice since I havnt seen any negative repercutions on my life. I have had some night of crying on the car ride home from alcohol though. Part of what I use weed for is to have fun when everyone else is ****faced.MM11 has some good advice.
If this is going to be a common/ongoing/frequent ordeal (and you can't manup and quit) then look into one of those Whizzinators..lol.
(its a fake lookin' weener, and you use clean urine)
Good luck bro.
lol^
Look it up bro. I appreciate the reps, but I've never used one so I wouldn't know how to go about explaining it you.
They have been around for years now.
When I used to have to drop, a dude from the facility would watch me pee (and the toilet was in a corner with mirrors on both walls) but I didn't have to drop trou or anything. If I could have kept the urine warm enough, I assume it would have worked pretty well.
No judgements from me, but if this is for a 6-12 month diversion/probation then just quit bro, you'll be like a newbie again when you start back up!
Good luck.
So you still failed?lol^
Look it up bro. I appreciate the reps, but I've never used one so I wouldn't know how to go about explaining it you.
They have been around for years now.
When I used to have to drop, a dude from the facility would watch me pee (and the toilet was in a corner with mirrors on both walls) but I didn't have to drop trou or anything. If I could have kept the urine warm enough, I assume it would have worked pretty well.
No judgements from me, but if this is for a 6-12 month diversion/probation then just quit bro, you'll be like a newbie again when you start back up!
Good luck.
??....No.So you still failed?
Im a little confused as to what this means, or what question it answers:ugh2::ugh2:"liquid stuff" or an equivalent
As have I. I generally don't trust products marketed to "cleanse" or "detox" the body of toxins.^
Its a "system flush."
They sell them at the smoke shops and I believe GNC as well.
I've heard mixed results. They say you must abstain from smoking for 2 weeks prior for it to work....
I was under the impression that the "Liquid Stuff" utilizes the dilution/absorption method? It allegedly "absorbs" the toxins (supposedly including environmental). The liquid stuff contains creatine and b12, and some "proprietary cleansing agent". The liquid stuff "flushes out" the system via a controlled cleanse. The creatine is added because when you flush the system it depletes creatine levels that are normally excreted during urination; the b12 is included to supposedly replaced lost nutrients.well the liquid stuff doesnt cleanse you out. you time it so you end up basically peeing out the drink. the test will come out diluted. this works as a pass many times because the employer is probably too cheap to run another test.
Yes temperature is one of the few things that a standard/basic job drug test will most definitely test for.Come to think of it guys, would your average "get a job drug test" even measure temperature? Sounds kind of fancy to me.
Can you get the name f the prodcts? I know some stuff works and some stuff doesn't. How much do you smoke by the way?there is a health shop by my way that sells these drinks and pills that are specifically made for passing marijuana test. I have used them myself personally and have passed them numerous of times. They cost around $20 and if you want to be sure they also carry home marijuana test that you can check yourself to make sure your clean. The only problemis you have a limited clean window so you will need to know the exct time of your test, these wont work for random drug test.
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