I know there are pot heads on here. Any legit ways to pass a test without giving it up?
sadly i quit this year. but call up a smoke shop, they have products to detox. the best product takes a day to get out ur system, i forgot what its called but its 40bucks and u cant be around second had smoke either.
u can try the cranberry juice method, 2gallons of it in one day and take a mutli vitamin.
2-3grams of milk thistle usually works but wont cleanse the system, just enough to pass a drug test the next day cuz u piss out the milk thistle.
and just a couple drinks that actually work but takes a day or 2 to work
if blow was characterized as a guy, consider me a homosexual :)
Oh and cant forget that Craig from the show (aka Sam Jones III) was arrested, here's an excerpt from Wikipedia again.
"In October 2009, Jones was taken into custody by Drug Enforcement Administration agents on charges of drug trafficking. He was charged with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute. On December 16, 2010, Jones pleaded guilty to conspiracy to sell more than 10,000 oxycodone pills. Jones was the "Hollywood connection" in a plot to illegally purchase and distribute the drug, according to documents filed in U.S. District Court. Jones faces up to 20 years in federal prison. Sentencing is scheduled for June, 2011."
Water is all you need!!
I can smoke the day before a test and pass just by drinking water.
Also that was typed on my iPad and is full of punctuation errors and spelling. For that I apologize.
MM11 has some good advice.
If this is going to be a common/ongoing/frequent ordeal (and you can't manup and quit) then look into one of those Whizzinators..lol.
(its a fake lookin' weener, and you use clean urine)
Good luck bro.
How do you hide a wizzanator? I assume it has to be tied to your leg, since walking around with a seconed dong would look weird.
Look it up bro. I appreciate the reps, but I've never used one so I wouldn't know how to go about explaining it you.
They have been around for years now.
When I used to have to drop, a dude from the facility would watch me pee (and the toilet was in a corner with mirrors on both walls) but I didn't have to drop trou or anything. If I could have kept the urine warm enough, I assume it would have worked pretty well.
No judgements from me, but if this is for a 6-12 month diversion/probation then just quit bro, you'll be like a newbie again when you start back up!
Last edited by Hawk; 02-20-2011 at 06:43 PM. Reason: had me laughing
when's ur pee test ? i know sum who swear by working out hard as a mofo for a few weeks b4 the test (circuits & sprinting - sometimes 2 a days) then relax off it and eat good again just before the test and pass. [ that was with a month of work though ]
FYI -The actor Tom Sizemore actually got caught using a "whizzinator" during a P.O. urine test.
Basically its a fake d*ick with a "reservoir" that you store clean urine in. You strap the "apparatus" into your junk area, via an elastic belt. The urine is kept warm, like the method I mentioned previously, by your own body heat. You pinch the head of the fake johnson when you have to urinate, releasing the clip valve, which shoots out a stream of urine, that emulates a "pee stream." Presto your done. You can even bUy "clean" freeze dried urine from the companies that sell the "whizzinator."
However if you get caught using a "whizzinator" you can get your as$ thrown back in jail. Also a true PO observed test, per the manual, states that you must lift your shirt up to your mid-section, lower your trousers to mid-thigh and turn a complete circle to allow the observer to see that you are not wearing a device like the "whizzinator," although I have rarely heard of this being done, I guess its all dependent upon your PO.
In response to Oli's statement, when's ur pee test ? i know sum who swear by working out hard as a mofo for a few weeks b4 the test (circuits & sprinting - sometimes 2 a days) then relax off it and eat good again just before the test and pass. [ that was with a month of work though ]
A month is usually what it takes for ones urine to be clean. Unless a person is like a 24/7 herb smoker. I remember reading that really heavy, and chronic (lol) herb smokers, who have smoked for 10 years or more, might have to wait 60 + days for the THC to metabolize completely from their system.
"liquid stuff" or an equivalent
BJJ = life
Its a "system flush."
They sell them at the smoke shops and I believe GNC as well.
I've heard mixed results. They say you must abstain from smoking for 2 weeks prior for it to work....