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  1. pass a weed test


    I know there are pot heads on here. Any legit ways to pass a test without giving it up?


  2. sadly i quit this year. but call up a smoke shop, they have products to detox. the best product takes a day to get out ur system, i forgot what its called but its 40bucks and u cant be around second had smoke either.

    u can try the cranberry juice method, 2gallons of it in one day and take a mutli vitamin.

    2-3grams of milk thistle usually works but wont cleanse the system, just enough to pass a drug test the next day cuz u piss out the milk thistle.

    and just a couple drinks that actually work but takes a day or 2 to work
    if blow was characterized as a guy, consider me a homosexual :)
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by kingdong View Post
    I know there are pot heads on here. Any legit ways to pass a test without giving it up?
    Read my response in your other post..Use somebody elses urine, fool proof way..unless ur a complete moron lol....

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Xerxes View Post
    Read my response in your other post..Use somebody elses urine, fool proof way..unless ur a complete moron lol....
    Oil change a la blue mountain state lol


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  5. Quote Originally Posted by votum View Post
    Oil change a la blue mountain state lol


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    HaHa...very good show my man. Sucks that it was canceled.....
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Xerxes View Post
    HaHa...very good show my man. Sucks that it was canceled.....
    It was?

  7. Quote Originally Posted by kingdong View Post
    It was?
    Yea apparently. Here check this s**t out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mountain_State

    Oh and cant forget that Craig from the show (aka Sam Jones III) was arrested, here's an excerpt from Wikipedia again.

    "In October 2009, Jones was taken into custody by Drug Enforcement Administration agents on charges of drug trafficking. He was charged with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute.[2][3] On December 16, 2010, Jones pleaded guilty to conspiracy to sell more than 10,000 oxycodone pills. Jones was the "Hollywood connection" in a plot to illegally purchase and distribute the drug, according to documents filed in U.S. District Court. Jones faces up to 20 years in federal prison. Sentencing is scheduled for June, 2011.[4]"

  8. Water is all you need!!
    I can smoke the day before a test and pass just by drinking water.

  9. Also that was typed on my iPad and is full of punctuation errors and spelling. For that I apologize.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by MM11 View Post
    I actually process these tests as part of my job. Every one is different and what may work for 1 is no garentee. But the only water that matters is the water drank 2-4 hours pre test. Also do nut use the start or end of the void ( stream) that part has the highest concentration of the metabolite. I recommend drinking gatoraid not water if you use this dilution method this will encourage a proper ph level as depending on the place will test ph to see if there is to much water. High dose creatine will also help a few hours before the test as creatatine is the waste byproduct that many tests check to determine
    If they feel the dilution method was used.

    I would still give it a 4 day break pre test this will drop your concentration levels more. Not smoking is the best way to pass a test. Using clean urine is another way. With that you have issues with temp and getting caught ect.

    I always take a 2 week break pre test and drink 4 32 oz gatoraid to ensure I pass.

    The key to passing is get you concentration levels under 15ng/ml

    Masking drinks, niacin, and tampering methods are all easily detectable. The head shop drinks are an expensive dilution method with lots of vit b to make urine more colored.

    In recap
    Not using drugs is the best way to pass
    All other methods have risks
    I recommend clean urine if temp can be kept consistent (do not use urine from a different gender they can test for hcg levels ect. I don't know how in detail your test is)
    The best dilution method is...
    4 32 oz gatoraide
    10-20g creatine
    Vit b tab (b complex)
    All taken 3-4 hours pre test and keep drinking water up to the test
    And still take a few days off.

    Hope this helps. Just stop for at least a few days I would say 2 weeks. Just look forward to when the test is over.

    One last thing wait to get your results befor smoking again if you use the dilution method as samples often get lost or deemed contaminated or unusable. Most places use a simple chem strip test that only checks metabolite and ph. The cheapest way to test but easy to pass.
    Excellent advice man. And its true, this method has worked for some, but not for others. I've done this essentially before as well and I was successful while a buddy of mine was not. As you said duration and smoking frequency determines how long the THC metabolites remain in your system, heavy smokers should stop as soon as possible, while lighter smokers could probably get away with stopping a few days before. But why risk it, just stop asap regardless of smoke intake.

  11. MM11 has some good advice.

    If this is going to be a common/ongoing/frequent ordeal (and you can't manup and quit) then look into one of those Whizzinators..lol.

    (its a fake lookin' weener, and you use clean urine)

    Good luck bro.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    MM11 has some good advice.

    If this is going to be a common/ongoing/frequent ordeal (and you can't manup and quit) then look into one of those Whizzinators..lol.

    (its a fake lookin' weener, and you use clean urine)

    Good luck bro.
    I can man up if I whant too, but I dont whant too. I dont smoke ciggarettes and go months without haveing a beer. I have yet to take a steroid. Weed is my vice, and I dont even consideer it a vice since I havnt seen any negative repercutions on my life. I have had some night of crying on the car ride home from alcohol though. Part of what I use weed for is to have fun when everyone else is ****faced.

    How do you hide a wizzanator? I assume it has to be tied to your leg, since walking around with a seconed dong would look weird.

  13. lol^

    Look it up bro. I appreciate the reps, but I've never used one so I wouldn't know how to go about explaining it you.

    They have been around for years now.

    When I used to have to drop, a dude from the facility would watch me pee (and the toilet was in a corner with mirrors on both walls) but I didn't have to drop trou or anything. If I could have kept the urine warm enough, I assume it would have worked pretty well.

    No judgements from me, but if this is for a 6-12 month diversion/probation then just quit bro, you'll be like a newbie again when you start back up!

    Good luck.
    Last edited by Hawk; 02-20-2011 at 07:43 PM. Reason: had me laughing

  14. when's ur pee test ? i know sum who swear by working out hard as a mofo for a few weeks b4 the test (circuits & sprinting - sometimes 2 a days) then relax off it and eat good again just before the test and pass. [ that was with a month of work though ]

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    lol^

    Look it up bro. I appreciate the reps, but I've never used one so I wouldn't know how to go about explaining it you.

    They have been around for years now.

    When I used to have to drop, a dude from the facility would watch me pee (and the toilet was in a corner with mirrors on both walls) but I didn't have to drop trou or anything. If I could have kept the urine warm enough, I assume it would have worked pretty well.

    No judgements from me, but if this is for a 6-12 month diversion/probation then just quit bro, you'll be like a newbie again when you start back up!

    Good luck.

    FYI -The actor Tom Sizemore actually got caught using a "whizzinator" during a P.O. urine test.

    Basically its a fake d*ick with a "reservoir" that you store clean urine in. You strap the "apparatus" into your junk area, via an elastic belt. The urine is kept warm, like the method I mentioned previously, by your own body heat. You pinch the head of the fake johnson when you have to urinate, releasing the clip valve, which shoots out a stream of urine, that emulates a "pee stream." Presto your done. You can even bUy "clean" freeze dried urine from the companies that sell the "whizzinator."

    However if you get caught using a "whizzinator" you can get your as$ thrown back in jail. Also a true PO observed test, per the manual, states that you must lift your shirt up to your mid-section, lower your trousers to mid-thigh and turn a complete circle to allow the observer to see that you are not wearing a device like the "whizzinator," although I have rarely heard of this being done, I guess its all dependent upon your PO.

    In response to Oli's statement, when's ur pee test ? i know sum who swear by working out hard as a mofo for a few weeks b4 the test (circuits & sprinting - sometimes 2 a days) then relax off it and eat good again just before the test and pass. [ that was with a month of work though ]

    A month is usually what it takes for ones urine to be clean. Unless a person is like a 24/7 herb smoker. I remember reading that really heavy, and chronic (lol) herb smokers, who have smoked for 10 years or more, might have to wait 60 + days for the THC to metabolize completely from their system.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    lol^

    Look it up bro. I appreciate the reps, but I've never used one so I wouldn't know how to go about explaining it you.

    They have been around for years now.

    When I used to have to drop, a dude from the facility would watch me pee (and the toilet was in a corner with mirrors on both walls) but I didn't have to drop trou or anything. If I could have kept the urine warm enough, I assume it would have worked pretty well.

    No judgements from me, but if this is for a 6-12 month diversion/probation then just quit bro, you'll be like a newbie again when you start back up!

    Good luck.
    So you still failed?

    By the way, I just wanna look for jobs. No jail for me.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by kingdong View Post
    So you still failed?
    ??....No.

    For clarification: I've never used one. When I was on diversion, I just didn't smoke, so obviously I passed every time.

    GL

  18. "liquid stuff" or an equivalent
    BJJ = life

  19. Quote Originally Posted by AntonG42O View Post
    "liquid stuff" or an equivalent
    Im a little confused as to what this means, or what question it answers

  20. ^

    Its a "system flush."

    They sell them at the smoke shops and I believe GNC as well.

    I've heard mixed results. They say you must abstain from smoking for 2 weeks prior for it to work....

  21. Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    ^

    Its a "system flush."

    They sell them at the smoke shops and I believe GNC as well.

    I've heard mixed results. They say you must abstain from smoking for 2 weeks prior for it to work....
    As have I. I generally don't trust products marketed to "cleanse" or "detox" the body of toxins.

    Go with the urine replacement method, or the drink a lot of water before hand, vitamin combo mentioned above. Since its not a PO urine test, you could do either or very easily.

    However, I wouldn't use the water/vitamin combo if your test will be using the gas chromatography method; testing facilities rarely use this method as its extremely expensive.

  22. well the liquid stuff doesnt cleanse you out. you time it so you end up basically peeing out the drink. the test will come out diluted. this works as a pass many times because the employer is probably too cheap to run another test.
    BJJ = life

  23. Quote Originally Posted by AntonG42O View Post
    well the liquid stuff doesnt cleanse you out. you time it so you end up basically peeing out the drink. the test will come out diluted. this works as a pass many times because the employer is probably too cheap to run another test.
    I was under the impression that the "Liquid Stuff" utilizes the dilution/absorption method? It allegedly "absorbs" the toxins (supposedly including environmental). The liquid stuff contains creatine and b12, and some "proprietary cleansing agent". The liquid stuff "flushes out" the system via a controlled cleanse. The creatine is added because when you flush the system it depletes creatine levels that are normally excreted during urination; the b12 is included to supposedly replaced lost nutrients.

    I've heard about people getting inconclusive drug tests results because of this product specifically. But I've heard some success stories as well.

  24. Come to think of it guys, would your average "get a job drug test" even measure temperature? Sounds kind of fancy to me.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by kingdong View Post
    Come to think of it guys, would your average "get a job drug test" even measure temperature? Sounds kind of fancy to me.
    Yes temperature is one of the few things that a standard/basic job drug test will most definitely test for.

    Usually the specimen cup that you will fill up with urine will have a temperature gauge at the side.
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