fu** book

[kingdong]

Even though Im a muscular stud, Ive come to terms with the fact that my friends don't introduce me to girls. Im never gonna meet a hot chick when my friends go to somebodies dad's house to whatch UFC fights. Im thinkig about trying Fbook. I figure, at least if Im getting laid, it will be easier to meet a nice girl than if my shoulders are in the "Im a nonsexual creature" position.

Anybody trie this?

Discuss.

 

[GeekPoop]

I had a girl face bang me before. Kinda comical. Turns out it's one of my friends cousins lol

I assume were talking about Facebook and I just use it to keep on contact w long distance friends

 

[AntonG42O]

Even though Im a muscular stud, Ive come to terms with the fact that my friends don't introduce me to girls. Im never gonna meet a hot chick when my friends go to somebodies dad's house to whatch UFC fights. Im thinkig about trying Fbook. I figure, at least if Im getting laid, it will be easier to meet a nice girl than if my shoulders are in the "Im a nonsexual creature" position.

Anybody trie this?

Discuss.

facebook is great for communicating with women you already met. you can message or comment or whatever in a laid back way, much easier than call/text. definitely dont wait on friends to introduce you to girls. only thing you can do is go out more. random places, weird places, $hitty and classy places. there is really no other way.

go out as much as you can, then your shoulders definitely wont have to bear the weight of watching bangbus until 4am

 

[Harry Manback]

You guys must not look at any porn..he's talking about fcukbook. It's a legit site.

 

[AntonG42O]

omg damn in that case yeah do work brother

 

[RoadBlocK]

You guys must not look at any porn..he's talking about fcukbook. It's a legit site.

Not sure if I should rep ya or neg ya for knowing exactly what he was talkin about.

 

[T-AD]

In for weekly updates.

HA!!

:cheers:
:nutkick:

 

[MrBigPR]

I don't think it's legit...more of a scam

 

[T-AD]

I don't think it's legit...more of a scam

Regardless, I'm expecting a report back here very soon to find out if it's real or not. My curiosity is curiouser than curious now. :lol:

 

[CaponeCEO]

I heard this is where The Situation meets his women. Must be real.

 

[GeekPoop]

seems odd, i checked it out.

or if its legit double bag it...

 

[Jasen]

Jahahhaha fckbook I never heared off it

 

[kingdong]

Well, they whant me to pay just to communicate with the people. It's only like 30$ a month, and if I was super poor right now I would still try it, but I think Im gonna pass for now. If any of you wanna test the waters for me though, I'd still like to know if it's legit.

 

[swollen87]

Well, they whant me to pay just to communicate with the people. It's only like 30$ a month, and if I was super poor right now I would still try it, but I think Im gonna pass for now. If any of you wanna test the waters for me though, I'd still like to know if it's legit.

dont pay 30 $ a month.

online dating is like buying research chems... you never know what your getting

oh wait... to catch a predator is on...

but on a for serious note bro, not even to be offensive at all... most women dont typically go for the guy that is 5'7 240..... unless he is 8% bf

and seriously man, just keep your head up.... i find the less im looking for it, the more i get...

 

[kingdong]

dont pay 30 $ a month.

online dating is like buying research chems... you never know what your getting

oh wait... to catch a predator is on...

but on a for serious note bro, not even to be offensive at all... most women dont typically go for the guy that is 5'7 240..... unless he is 8% bf

and seriously man, just keep your head up.... i find the less im looking for it, the more i get...

No offense taken. Im not 8% but Im workin on it. Im closer to 220 by the way.

Ive actually had some pretty hot girls go after me before, but I guess Im freaking out over the fact that I pretty much have to abandon my group of friends to even get out and meet women. My friend group is seriously a sausage fest.

 

[swollen87]

No offense taken. Im not 8% but Im workin on it. Im closer to 220 by the way.

i was jus goin off your stats...

im not sure where you live at, but if youre by me ( jersey ) unless you look like shrek, your gettin laid...... then again.. even dudes who look like shrek get laid out here...

 

[kingdong]

i was jus goin off your stats...

im not sure where you live at, but if youre by me ( jersey ) unless you look like shrek, your gettin laid...... then again.. even dudes who look like shrek get laid out here...

I live in St. Louis and were not so lucky here. I had a friend who pulled a good amount of ass when he was in New York, and then he moved here, and suddenly nada...

 

[Jasen]

I'm moving to jersey lol

 

[swollen87]

jersey is the sh*t.....

OP. I AM DEAD SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS
if you are still on a dry streak and need to get laid, i reccomend making a trip out here memorial day weekend. Stay in seaside heights nj for mdw and you ( im willing to bet money ) will get laid at least 5 times....

it shouldnt cost that much to get out here, and the jersey shore will def be an experience you will remember......

 

[Hustlers]

hey swollen im orig from Philly. I might become a recruiter and try to get over that area lol. Hope I can stay married lmao

 

[Jasen]

Hahahha ill let u know if I ever visit

 

[T-AD]

i was jus goin off your stats...

im not sure where you live at, but if youre by me ( jersey ) unless you look like shrek, your gettin laid...... then again.. even dudes who look like shrek get laid out here...

Jersey...right next to PA...GOLDEN!! I'll be there on the bike this summer at some point. Not a huge fan of Jersey - no offense, it's just very flat - but if shrek can get a piece o' tail out there, I may have a chance!
:afro:


wait... crap... I'm married. :aargh: Mileage rule?
:spank:

 

[lennoxchi]

try POF, you should be able to pull some a$$ off of there, even if they're crazy it's still a$$

 

[AntonG42O]

yea im from jersey too and ill have to agree with that, they must be putting horny goat weed in the water

 

[AntonG42O]

Jersey...right next to PA...GOLDEN!! I'll be there on the bike this summer at some point. Not a huge fan of Jersey - no offense, it's just very flat - but if shrek can get a piece o' tail out there, I may have a chance!
:afro:


wait... crap... I'm married. :aargh: Mileage rule?
:spank:

area code rule

 

[DAdams91982]

F**Kbook? Man.. are the days of adult friend finder now gone?

 

[T-AD]

area code rule

Sweet...

Plus, there's the ol' rule: What happens on a run, stays on a run. :head:

 

[kingdong]

try POF, you should be able to pull some a$$ off of there, even if they're crazy it's still a$$

POF?

 

[AntonG42O]

POF?

i think hes talking about plenty of fish. com its a free one.

 

[purelife1]

try POF, you should be able to pull some a$$ off of there, even if they're crazy it's still a$$

yes i say POF..i have a freind who was going to hookup with new girl every week from there..just make sure its a girl from at least 1 county away incase it goes bad:smileysex5:

 

[lennoxchi]

yes i say POF..i have a freind who was going to hookup with new girl every week from there..just make sure its a girl from at least 1 county away incase it goes bad:smileysex5:

even if you're really desprite theres some fat ones with cute faces on there you can bang for the night.

fat chicks dig the clown

 

[CaponeCEO]

yea im from jersey too and ill have to agree with that, they must be putting horny goat weed in the water

You probably need to tan twice a day, have a blow out, and drive a BMW that your parents pay for. Just cracking on Jersey. I have been to sleaze side heights before. It was memorable. This was before guidos though.

 

[AntonG42O]

You probably need to tan twice a day, have a blow out, and drive a BMW that your parents pay for. Just cracking on Jersey. I have been to sleaze side heights before. It was memorable. This was before guidos though.

hahaha no i dont hook up with those orange girls. people are more inclined to bone in this state thats all.

 

[swollen87]

hahaha no i dont hook up with those orange girls. people are more inclined to bone in this state thats all.

LOL and contrary to popular belief, MOST dudes out here DONT have big spikey hair and they DONT date orange midgets.. For some reason tho, some people think that being orange looks good in the middle of the winter. I HATE IT..

i mean, i have nothing wrong with hitting a tanning salon once a month just to keep SOME color... lol

probably about 70% of dudes between 18-30 are on some type of steroid LOL...
most of them never come off....

 

[Hustlers]

scary but true...
i had some dude telling my buddy that he should cycle like him....non stop. this guy has been doing that for 15 years. idk pretty nuts

 

[AntonG42O]

woww where do they get the money, isnt that stuff super expensive?

 

[CaponeCEO]

woww where do they get the money, isnt that stuff super expensive?

From their hard working Italian parents, who would rather re-mortgage thier house then let thier kids go without.

 

[HondaV65]

Well your profile says you are 5'7" and weigh 240 pounds. If you are around 10 percent BF at that ratio then you are probably the next Arnold. If not - there might be an area to work on here.

But assuming you've got the package to attract ...

Don't spend your money on rip-off sites that promise horny girls just looking for you. Those are few and far between. Hate to say this - but go to church - there are a lot of hot girls at church and, some aren't as religiously dedicated as you'd think. Lots of women in churches.

You could also save up your money and take a vacation to Copenhagen. Seriously people - I was sooo pissed last year when I went to Copenhagen for the first time in my life (I'm 49 and married). Let me tell you - when God created hot women - he messed up and somehow forgot to move most of them out of Copenhagen. I didn't see an ugly woman the whole time I was there. I DID stare a lot at some very hot women my age - who rode bikes in low neck dresses with long, thin skirts.

Seriously - go to Copenhagen, Denmark young man. You will find "shaggra-la".

 

[kingdong]

Well your profile says you are 5'7" and weigh 240 pounds. If you are around 10 percent BF at that ratio then you are probably the next Arnold. If not - there might be an area to work on here.

But assuming you've got the package to attract ...

Don't spend your money on rip-off sites that promise horny girls just looking for you. Those are few and far between. Hate to say this - but go to church - there are a lot of hot girls at church and, some aren't as religiously dedicated as you'd think. Lots of women in churches.

You could also save up your money and take a vacation to Copenhagen. Seriously people - I was sooo pissed last year when I went to Copenhagen for the first time in my life (I'm 49 and married). Let me tell you - when God created hot women - he messed up and somehow forgot to move most of them out of Copenhagen. I didn't see an ugly woman the whole time I was there. I DID stare a lot at some very hot women my age - who rode bikes in low neck dresses with long, thin skirts.

Seriously - go to Copenhagen, Denmark young man. You will find "shaggra-la".

Are they doen to ****? I wanna go somewhere where I know Ill get laid. Not somewhere where take a girl on a date, and she expects a few more before sex. Nothing against that, but if Im on vacation...

My stats were discussed earlier by the way. Their off now, but I don't know how to fix them.

 

[DAdams91982]

Well your profile says you are 5'7" and weigh 240 pounds. If you are around 10 percent BF at that ratio then you are probably the next Arnold. If not - there might be an area to work on here.

But assuming you've got the package to attract ...

Don't spend your money on rip-off sites that promise horny girls just looking for you. Those are few and far between. Hate to say this - but go to church - there are a lot of hot girls at church and, some aren't as religiously dedicated as you'd think. Lots of women in churches.

You could also save up your money and take a vacation to Copenhagen. Seriously people - I was sooo pissed last year when I went to Copenhagen for the first time in my life (I'm 49 and married). Let me tell you - when God created hot women - he messed up and somehow forgot to move most of them out of Copenhagen. I didn't see an ugly woman the whole time I was there. I DID stare a lot at some very hot women my age - who rode bikes in low neck dresses with long, thin skirts.

Seriously - go to Copenhagen, Denmark young man. You will find "shaggra-la".

I don't know.. I haven't been to Copenhagen... but I have been to Sweden. I don't know if there is a place on earth that can top sweden.

 

[DerickVonD]

most of the bitches on fckbook are fake

 

[CaponeCEO]

Speaking of Jersey, man I miss the Sopranos.

 

[kingdong]

I just wanna update and say that Ive got my **** figured ot now. Although I just finished college classes, I can still use my college ID to get into frat parties. Me and some of the friends I have who still have testosterone in their bodies like to go to these and it's chicks galore.

The other night this girl who was talking to a dude that looked like Keanu reeves blew him off to talk to me. It's nice being fit. All natural baby!

 

[AntonG42O]

I just wanna update and say that Ive got my **** figured ot now. Although I just finished college classes, I can still use my college ID to get into frat parties. Me and some of the friends I have who still have testosterone in their bodies like to go to these and it's chicks galore.

The other night this girl who was talking to a dude that looked like Keanu reeves blew him off to talk to me. It's nice being fit. All natural baby!

it probably was Keanu Reeves, drunk as fu(k with that dumb look on his face

 

[JudoJosh]

i think hes talking about plenty of fish. com its a free one.

holy crap!! that site is definetely legit.. I just saw a girl I went to school with on there LOL

 

[AntonG42O]

holy crap!! that site is definetely legit.. I just saw a girl I went to school with on there LOL

kingdong most likely boned her by now

 

[morry]

kingdong most likely boned her by now

LMAO

 

[kingdong]

Haha! You guys are too funny.

In case anybodies really wondering, Im done with the whole internet thing.

What's your friends name by the way? Is she hot?

 

[MrBigPR]

lol at this thread