Italian Loan

  1. Italian Loan

    An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the
    loan officer.

    He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business
    for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
    depositor of the bank.

    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
    security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new
    Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.

    The Italian produced the title and everything checked out.

    The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the
    loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good
    laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a
    $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's
    underground garage and parked it.

    Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
    interest of $23.07.

    The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your
    business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
    little puzzled.

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a

    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

    The Italian replied: 'Minga! Where else in New York City can I
    park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when
    I return?'

    Ah, the Italians... Bada Bing!

    FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food..

    FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

    FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and
    just being together.

    FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's back-ends that left you

    FRIENDS: Will knock on your door.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'

    FRIENDS: Will visit you in jail
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend the night in jail with you.

    FRIENDS: Will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house then
    come spend the night with you in the hospital.

    FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Have your number memorized

    FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
    ITALIAN FRIENDS will forward this to their ITALIAN friends and
    those who wish they were ITALIAN...

    "Make the best of everything that you have."

  2. Excellent post!!

    Now I'm hungry...
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  3. Awesome!!!! lol

  4. Great post David,Mexican friends do the same!!!

  5. Where do I get Italian friends..

  6. I have a half Italian friend and have to agree

  7. Great joke, strong post.

    My boss is deep "NY Italian". We've been friends since back in high school.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by AtlasEnduring View Post
    Where do I get Italian friends..
    This, lol.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by AtlasEnduring View Post
    Where do I get Italian friends..
    Right here.


  10. Quote Originally Posted by AtlasEnduring View Post
    Where do I get Italian friends..
    Come to Afghanistan bro lol

  11. I got dibs on Beazy and SelfofGod :P


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