Ever turn down sex to go workout??

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  1. Ever turn down sex to go workout??


    I just did.

    I just think this woman is testing me. She knows I wo M/W/F and asked if I wanted a "different kind of workout tonight"

    Ugh, I'm on my last week of a cycle and going to her place will throw me off for the whole week. Plus I have another date already setup for Thursday. So even if I did skip it today and go tomorrow, I won't be able to get in again until Friday and that **** just isn't cool.

    Besides, I'm well rested from this weekend, having 2 days off and all and I'm ready to *hulk smash* some ****ing iron tonight.

    Of course she won't be in the mood for this tomorrow....


  2. hell no, i **** for cardio...
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  3. Haha but today is not a cardio day. She knows this, I think she's just ****ing with me. Testing me to see where she stands. Which, sorry, my workouts have been awesome lately and the momentum I've gathered isn't worth pissing away for sex tonight!

    Jesus, listening to myself I should just hand over my god damn **** to someone who will use it the way it was meant to be used...

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Dizmal View Post
    Haha but today is not a cardio day. She knows this, I think she's just ****ing with me. Testing me to see where she stands. Which, sorry, my workouts have been awesome lately and the momentum I've gathered isn't worth pissing away for sex tonight!

    Jesus, listening to myself I should just hand over my god damn **** to someone who will use it the way it was meant to be used...
    **** her after you lift!

    1 hour of liftin, 1 hour of sex, 8 hours of sleep.. Problem solved.. Plus, you'll be all pumped up when your pounding her..

  5. Quote Originally Posted by gamer2be08 View Post
    **** her after you lift!

    1 hour of liftin, 1 hour of sex, 8 hours of sleep.. Problem solved.. Plus, you'll be all pumped up when your pounding her..
    agreed. or **** her so hard she passes out after, then goto the gym.
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  6. Jesus, dur! Why didn't I think of that? I just asked her if I could come over after. We'll she what she says. I'm guessing no, since this is a test(i'm telling you!).

  7. one thing i learned...

    never turn down poon. bc what if you break up? or what if you stop ****in? yep then you get no poon at all till the next one.

    soo moral of the story, girl wants to **** ? then who the **** are you to deny them of their **** needs.

    **** that **** bang till ur **** is ****ing sore.

  8. Hahaha! This is true, but **** it.


    Oh and yeah. She texted back that "Sorry. Too late! You already knew the answer to that!"

    Yeah, just like you've known for months Monday nights are my ****ing workout nights, bitch!!!!!

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Dizmal View Post
    Jesus, dur! Why didn't I think of that? I just asked her if I could come over after. We'll she what she says. I'm guessing no, since this is a test(i'm telling you!).
    Just do it, and tell her you'll be pumped up

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Dizmal View Post
    Hahaha! This is true, but **** it.


    Oh and yeah. She texted back that "Sorry. Too late! You already knew the answer to that!"

    Yeah, just like you've known for months Monday nights are my ****ing workout nights, bitch!!!!!
    **** she said to late?

    uh oh now if u break up tomorrow u didnt get a chance to **** her before the demise.

    just go home whip out ur **** put it on the table n be like "i know you want it" she says no then just say ok turn your back and if she dont jump you, then you turn around and u make her ***** wet.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by gamer2be08 View Post
    **** her after you lift!

    1 hour of liftin, 1 hour of sex, 8 hours of sleep.. Problem solved.. Plus, you'll be all pumped up when your pounding her..
    winner, winner, chicken dinner
    Mr. Supps Board Rep

  12. Ive done it. She didnt say, "Spend the day with me and well ****," but we would have.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Dizmal View Post
    Haha but today is not a cardio day. She knows this, I think she's just ****ing with me. Testing me to see where she stands. Which, sorry, my workouts have been awesome lately and the momentum I've gathered isn't worth pissing away for sex tonight!

    Jesus, listening to myself I should just hand over my god damn **** to someone who will use it the way it was meant to be used...

    that is a form of cardio and a good one at that!!!!!!!!!

  14. sex will always come and go, but a grea tren/test tricep pump is the feeling of success!
    ~ IRON LIVERô________ *[It's just advice man, that's all it is! You can take or do whatever the FCUK you wanna do!]

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Jasen View Post
    sex will always come and go, but a grea tren/test tricep pump is the feeling of success!
    YESSSSS!!!

  16. i will always choose the warm, moist tightness of my woman's love tunnel, over the cold, hard resistance of a steel bar!

  17. Quote Originally Posted by bigsexy74 View Post
    i will always choose the warm, moist tightness of my woman's love tunnel, over the cold, hard resistance of a steel bar!
    What about doing both, at the same time.. SIMULTANEOUSLY??!!

  18. Quote Originally Posted by gamer2be08 View Post
    What about doing both, at the same time.. SIMULTANEOUSLY??!!
    lol, i think i my gym membership would be revoked, or given to me free depending on how entertaining we were

  19. Oh I had a great workout tonight. But I probably should have gone and had sex and THEN work out. But you live and learn.


    Who says you can't come while working out anyways??




  20. OP: Imma Hafta Slapya


    It doesn't matter WHAT you're doing in the gym. NEVER EVER EVER EEEEEEE-VER turn down tail. EVER!! You aren't married yet, are ya? Didn't think so. Just wait till that happens and you'll be slapping yourself thinking of this post and thanking me.

    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  21. I'm married, it happens....
    NSCA - CSCS

  22. have her come work up a sweat with you and finish with some pootie tang til failure. gotta use that cawk muscle, son!
    NTBM Line @ NUTRAPLANET

    All posts are for entertainment purposes only.

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  23. I've lost relationships because of my gym addiction.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Chubbinmuffin View Post
    I've lost relationships because of my gym addiction.
    im basically there. women love how it looks, but hate what goes into it! Period.

    **** that, i wanna be sexy 24/7

  25. Quote Originally Posted by crazyfool405 View Post
    **** that, i wanna be sexy 24/7
    This.
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