Best in-gym pickup
- 04-27-2010, 07:18 AM
- 04-27-2010, 07:51 AM
-I smash weight like I smash snatch (A/C. Beazy's line)
-Whats your name girl? Because im going to be face ****ing you tonight (B/C.Ty My New Haircut)
I'll come up with a few more.http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/164485-big-beazy-aps-3.html
- 04-27-2010, 07:59 AM
Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...
All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.
"Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants.""I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
04-27-2010, 09:37 AM
04-27-2010, 10:06 AM
"Excuse me, does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
The Truth is, there is no Truth.
04-27-2010, 11:21 AM
04-27-2010, 12:12 PM
"You know you you have 207 bones in your body right? The extra one is mine"
"Nice shoes, you wanna ****?"
"I think I would look really good on you"
"So uhh yea... Sex burns alotta calories and ****"
"You like subway? Fresh fit? Ya thats good, what about my footlong?"
"You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"
04-27-2010, 01:00 PM
I'm soo focused on workin out...my mind be at a blank when a chick(like tha hottest ones I been eyeballin while restin too) is walkin pass staring...I pretty much screwed all my chances up I think from all the ignoring and not evening sayin goodmorining hello or smile...sux
04-27-2010, 01:54 PM
04-27-2010, 02:01 PM
Is that sweat? Or are you just happy to see me?
04-27-2010, 02:16 PM
04-27-2010, 02:41 PM
04-27-2010, 04:31 PM
rofl keep em comin
I agree don't **** where you eat But pickup lines are hilarious, I will use ones that are horrible sometimes, just to see what happens
04-27-2010, 07:19 PM
Worked: "Putting up the big weight tonight?" (Say it to chicks pressing 2lb DBs)
04-28-2010, 12:29 AM
hey you wanna (walks into edge of squat rack hits bar, knocks it down the rails and falls over).....go get me some ice.... FAIL
04-28-2010, 12:47 AM
me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.
04-28-2010, 02:33 AM
04-28-2010, 03:50 AM
04-28-2010, 05:35 AM
"Hey lady, check out my pump <hip thrust>"
Also, ask a girl who sings that bubbly toe song, when she says "OMG JAck Johnson I love him!"
You say: "You can jack my johnson" -worked before