Best in-gym pickup

  1. Best in-gym pickup


    Men: What's the best pickup you have used in the Gym that:

    A: worked
    B: didn't work but is funny
    C: worked and is funny

    Women: Same as the men + D: Had used on you

    Cmon people lets have some good stories!


  2. -I smash weight like I smash snatch (A/C. Beazy's line)
    -Whats your name girl? Because im going to be face ****ing you tonight (B/C.Ty My New Haircut)


    I'll come up with a few more.
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/164485-big-beazy-aps-3.html

  3. Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...

    All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.

    "Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants."
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...
    This, IMO.

    Bad pickup lines are still great though.

  5. "Excuse me, does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
    The Truth is, there is no Truth.

  6. "Great workout, lets hit the showers"

  7. "You know you you have 207 bones in your body right? The extra one is mine"

    "Nice shoes, you wanna ****?"

    "I think I would look really good on you"

    "So uhh yea... Sex burns alotta calories and ****"

    "You like subway? Fresh fit? Ya thats good, what about my footlong?"

    "You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/164485-big-beazy-aps-3.html

  8. I'm soo focused on workin out...my mind be at a blank when a chick(like tha hottest ones I been eyeballin while restin too) is walkin pass staring...I pretty much screwed all my chances up I think from all the ignoring and not evening sayin goodmorining hello or smile...sux

  9. Quote Originally Posted by bound View Post
    "Excuse me, does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
    LOL

  10. Is that sweat? Or are you just happy to see me?

  11. Quote Originally Posted by BigBeazy View Post

    "You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"

    That **** is hilarious!

  12. "Nice t1ts!"................(smack)

  13. rofl keep em comin

    I agree don't **** where you eat But pickup lines are hilarious, I will use ones that are horrible sometimes, just to see what happens

  14. Worked: "Putting up the big weight tonight?" (Say it to chicks pressing 2lb DBs)

  15. hey you wanna (walks into edge of squat rack hits bar, knocks it down the rails and falls over).....go get me some ice.... FAIL

  16. me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
    her- WHAT?
    me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
    me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by lyfespan View Post
    me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
    her- WHAT?
    me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
    me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.
    LMAO.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...

    All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.

    "Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants."
    looooooool

    in a similar fashion:

    "Babe, watching you dead-lift 135 lbs makes a part of me rise from its grave"

  19. "Hey lady, check out my pump <hip thrust>"

    Also, ask a girl who sings that bubbly toe song, when she says "OMG JAck Johnson I love him!"

    You say: "You can jack my johnson" -worked before
  

  
 

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