Best in-gym pickup

[votum]

Men: What's the best pickup you have used in the Gym that:

A: worked
B: didn't work but is funny
C: worked and is funny

Women: Same as the men + D: Had used on you

Cmon people lets have some good stories!

 

[BigBeazy]

-I smash weight like I smash snatch (A/C. Beazy's line)
-Whats your name girl? Because im going to be face ****ing you tonight (B/C.Ty My New Haircut)


I'll come up with a few more.

 

[SilentBob187]

Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind... :think:

All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.

"Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants."

 

[buuzer0]

Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind... :think:

This, IMO.

Bad pickup lines are still great though.

 

[bound]

"Excuse me, does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Troy1982]

"Great workout, lets hit the showers"

 

[BigBeazy]

"You know you you have 207 bones in your body right? The extra one is mine"

"Nice shoes, you wanna ****?"

"I think I would look really good on you"

"So uhh yea... Sex burns alotta calories and ****"

"You like subway? Fresh fit? Ya thats good, what about my footlong?"

"You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"

 

[manicstudio]

I'm soo focused on workin out...my mind be at a blank when a chick(like tha hottest ones I been eyeballin while restin too) is walkin pass staring...I pretty much screwed all my chances up I think from all the ignoring and not evening sayin goodmorining hello or smile...sux

 

[Dchristo]

"Excuse me, does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"

LOL

 

[Dchristo]

Is that sweat? Or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Troy1982]

"You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"

That **** is hilarious!

 

[LiveWire224]

"Nice t1ts!"................(smack)

 

[votum]

rofl keep em comin

I agree don't **** where you eat But pickup lines are hilarious, I will use ones that are horrible sometimes, just to see what happens

 

[Irish Cannon]

Worked: "Putting up the big weight tonight?" (Say it to chicks pressing 2lb DBs)

 

[slacker86]

hey you wanna (walks into edge of squat rack hits bar, knocks it down the rails and falls over).....go get me some ice.... FAIL

 

[lyfespan]

me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
her- WHAT?
me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.

 

[votum]

me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
her- WHAT?
me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.

LMAO.

 

[DrAbs989]

Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind... :think:

All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.

"Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants."

:biglaugh: looooooool

in a similar fashion:

"Babe, watching you dead-lift 135 lbs makes a part of me rise from its grave"

 

[votum]

"Hey lady, check out my pump <hip thrust>"

Also, ask a girl who sings that bubbly toe song, when she says "OMG JAck Johnson I love him!"

You say: "You can jack my johnson" -worked before