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    Best in-gym pickup


    Men: What's the best pickup you have used in the Gym that:

    A: worked
    B: didn't work but is funny
    C: worked and is funny

    Women: Same as the men + D: Had used on you

    Cmon people lets have some good stories!

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    -I smash weight like I smash snatch (A/C. Beazy's line)
    -Whats your name girl? Because im going to be face ****ing you tonight (B/C.Ty My New Haircut)


    I'll come up with a few more.
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/164485-big-beazy-aps-3.html
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    Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...

    All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.

    "Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants."
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...
    This, IMO.

    Bad pickup lines are still great though.
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    "Great workout, lets hit the showers"
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    "You know you you have 207 bones in your body right? The extra one is mine"

    "Nice shoes, you wanna ****?"

    "I think I would look really good on you"

    "So uhh yea... Sex burns alotta calories and ****"

    "You like subway? Fresh fit? Ya thats good, what about my footlong?"

    "You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"
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    I'm soo focused on workin out...my mind be at a blank when a chick(like tha hottest ones I been eyeballin while restin too) is walkin pass staring...I pretty much screwed all my chances up I think from all the ignoring and not evening sayin goodmorining hello or smile...sux
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    Quote Originally Posted by bound View Post
    "Excuse me, does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
    LOL
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    Is that sweat? Or are you just happy to see me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBeazy View Post

    "You eat eggs for breakfast? How do you like them, poached, scrambled or fertilized (Insert hip thrust)"

    That **** is hilarious!
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    rofl keep em comin

    I agree don't **** where you eat But pickup lines are hilarious, I will use ones that are horrible sometimes, just to see what happens
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    Worked: "Putting up the big weight tonight?" (Say it to chicks pressing 2lb DBs)
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    hey you wanna (walks into edge of squat rack hits bar, knocks it down the rails and falls over).....go get me some ice.... FAIL
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    me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
    her- WHAT?
    me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
    me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lyfespan View Post
    me-wanna go back to my place so i could rearrange thoses guts?
    her- WHAT?
    me- eats a twix(nom nom nom)
    me- if you are hardcore, we could go back to my place for sum extra cardio and stretching.
    LMAO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Don't sh*t where you eat comes to mind...

    All the same, interested in the series of bad pickup lines.

    "Girl, watching you squat 135+ gives me serious hypertrophy in my pants."
    looooooool

    in a similar fashion:

    "Babe, watching you dead-lift 135 lbs makes a part of me rise from its grave"
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    "Hey lady, check out my pump <hip thrust>"

    Also, ask a girl who sings that bubbly toe song, when she says "OMG JAck Johnson I love him!"

    You say: "You can jack my johnson" -worked before
  

  
 

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