Happened a few weeks ago, I about kirked out on the fkr.
I normally steer clear of gym locker rooms unless I have to use the bathroom; the walk to the toliet is a mine field most times...eck.
Anyway, for this day in particular I had to change sneakers and therefore decdide to actually use the locker room. So, I am sitting there throwing on my new digs and can you believe it, some 50+ dude fresh out of the shower/sauna (whichever) comes and BENDS OVER a few inches from my fkn face to dry his lower legs. The dude WASN'T WEARING A FKN TOWEL. He was furry like chewbacca, and looked as if he just started working for the first time ever.
I couldn't hold it in, and said something to the effect of "DUDE, can you spare me the view?" Safe to say with all the Prime, and Muscle Marinade I was amped and NOT happy - not a good combo.
He was like "Oh I'm sorry, didn't mean to invade your space..." sounding all fairy like. I was like "C'mon man, your noodle is a few feet from my face, wtf do you think?"
I just got up and put my shoes on near the entrance. Definitely made a scene, but for Christ sake, what is wrong with some people.
Why is it when a dude hits say 55/60 he thinks it's cool to just walk around with his flappy old fur covered noodle without ANY REGARD for the rest of us!
I just don't need to see the noodle while you are shaving, seriously WTF?