Crack for Muscle Gain

  1. Crack for Muscle Gain


    Ran across this looking up Alpha-X

    Crack™ Product Highlights:

    * Unbelievable strength gains
    * Results after just 1 serving
    * Never have a bad workout
    * Delays muscle fatigue
    * Skin tearing pumps
    * Addictive energy
    * Aspartame free
    * Too strong to be legal!

    Suggested use on training days: consume 1-3 scoops with 6-14oz of ice cold water. Wait until content is fully dissolved before drinking. Consume 30-45 minutes prior to activity. DO NOT SHAKE.

    Start with 1 scoop to assess tolerance

    Warning: Crack™ is an extremely potent performance enhancing supplement and is designed for advanced athletes only.
    "I don't want anything. I don't want anybody. That's the worst part. When the want goes, that's bad."
    (Doug Stanhope as Eddie on Louie)


  2. Quote Originally Posted by GuyverX View Post
    Ran across this looking up Alpha-X
    i thought for a moment you were talking about something else....

  3. ...wait, what?
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  4. Stay off the crack, kids.

  5. Cracked Out Proprietary Blend 13,972mg
    Creasorb Blend: Dicreatine Malate, Creatine Gluconate, Creatine Ethyl Ester. Vasopump Blend: L-Arginine AKG, L-Arginine Ethyl Ester, L-Ornithine. Rebuild Blend: L-Lysine, L-Glutamine, L-Leucine. Enduramax Blend: Modified Glucose Polymers, Taurine, Beta-Alanine, Glucoronolactone. Methampheta-Stim Matrix: L-Tyrosine, Methyl-xanthine Anhydrous, Guarana extract (extracted for 1,7-Dimethyl-xanthine), Geranium extract (extracted for 1,3-Dimethyl-amylamine), Guarana, Acacia Rigidula, Choline Bitartrate. Electroplenish Blend: Dicalcium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride, Sodium Citrate Rapid Absorption Technology: ß-Hydroxytricarballylic acid, Effersoda (Microen-capsulated Sodium-Bicarbonate)

  6. Quote Originally Posted by sanchezgreg18 View Post
    Cracked Out Proprietary Blend 13,972mg
    Creasorb Blend: Dicreatine Malate, Creatine Gluconate, Creatine Ethyl Ester. Vasopump Blend: L-Arginine AKG, L-Arginine Ethyl Ester, L-Ornithine. Rebuild Blend: L-Lysine, L-Glutamine, L-Leucine. Enduramax Blend: Modified Glucose Polymers, Taurine, Beta-Alanine, Glucoronolactone. Methampheta-Stim Matrix: L-Tyrosine, Methyl-xanthine Anhydrous, Guarana extract (extracted for 1,7-Dimethyl-xanthine), Geranium extract (extracted for 1,3-Dimethyl-amylamine), Guarana, Acacia Rigidula, Choline Bitartrate. Electroplenish Blend: Dicalcium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride, Sodium Citrate Rapid Absorption Technology: ß-Hydroxytricarballylic acid, Effersoda (Microen-capsulated Sodium-Bicarbonate)
    This totally made things less funny, and turned it rather tragic. Thanks for killing the joke.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by lennoxchi View Post
    i thought for a moment you were talking about something else....
    When I saw the ad I though they were talking about something else
    especially with these particular lines.......

    * Results after just 1 serving
    * Delays muscle fatigue
    * Addictive energy
    * Too strong to be legal!
    Start with 1 scoop to assess tolerance

    And this stuff is for sale in the UK.
    And our government cracked down on ephedrine ... lolz
    "I don't want anything. I don't want anybody. That's the worst part. When the want goes, that's bad."
    (Doug Stanhope as Eddie on Louie)

  8. "Buy a bottle and soon you'll be raiding grandma's purse for more Crack money!"

  9. i love crack

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    This totally made things less funny, and turned it rather tragic. Thanks for killing the joke.
    fkg retarded. Who makes this horsesh1t?

  11. a uk company called revolution nutrition or something like that. they have some other stuff that looks good like a combination of testofen and safed musli and its dosed pretty high. then they have another pslin like product with banaba too i think
  

  
 

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