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Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute

I am faster than 80% of all snakes
That's totally not appropriate. I **** tons of hoes. How about you save up some coupons and go buy yourself some originality. Now get the **** out of here and never come back.


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I'm sure you're laughing right now thinking I'm just some guy from the internet but let me tell you now boy you messed with the wrong mother****er. All of you ***gots want to be recognized because you're good at making fun of people over the internet. You're the guy that rides my nuts in the gym and wants to use my machine after so you can sniff the seat with some hope you will grow from it. You've been ****ing told and you better ****ing listen. No I don't read with semblance of comprehension. I read with unparalleled understanding. I see the meaning, motive, and thoughts that went into every word you type and every sentence you've ever said. I'm omnipresent and omnipotent. Your questions are idiotic, and your posts even moreso.
 
You just keep making your little comments all the time thinking you're ****ing cool. That's why you touch yourself at night. You dip****. I went through some **** that y'all could never imagine going through. P.s. back the **** down before I have to **** talk back, you won't like it.
 
I'm amused by the dumbest things.
 
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...I could never take anyone serious who talks in L33t.....

Unless they are a real deal S grade hacker capable of cracking such databases as the social security ones and other government junk or something...then I would be impressed, otherwise they are likely a 100lb virgin whiter than snow.
 
you dont even know wtf youre talking about i have doggy style sex with your mom you wanna talk **** game on
 
You can think what you want. And then I'd stomp on your face while you were on the ground crying like a bitch. That's all you really want, you want a bunch of nerds to worship you. I'll turn on your gas stove and waste your gas. If its such a big ****ing deal lets do it again mother ****er.
 
I used to mod this place moron, I remember all douche bags like you. I've decided that the people here are all *******s. That's why you touch yourself at night. How about you save up some coupons and go buy yourself some originality. Don't bull**** the fact that I know more about this than you do. I fight to win no matter what it takes. I'm not afraid to yell that's my purse, I don't know you. I'll turn on your gas stove and waste your gas. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Slice up those cows tits of yours and make me a sandwich, mkay? P.s. back the **** down before I have to **** talk back, you won't like it.
 
No more Mr. Nice Guy. I'm sick of the way you act online, it's a pathetic ruse to make up for your lack of a social life. You think this is over? That's why you talk ****. Go out with your friends or start a business or something. No one would be ****ing dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
 
You, sir, are a racist. I'm the type of person that brings a weapon to a party if I'm planning on fighting. I don't give a **** about Godwin's law. You're a ****ing nazi. I get ****ing psycho when I'm pissed. You dip****. I went through some **** that y'all could never imagine going through. Bad news for you, ****face, but tonight's the night your luck runs out. You might think its funny to laugh at other people but some of us have feelings too and you need to take into account because if you hurt other people they're going to hurt you back. Now get the **** out of here and never come back.
 
Listen, ****face. Newsflash you're kinda a stupid **** aren't you? You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too late to back down at that point. It's on mother****er. I can hit a dinner plate at 350 yards with a H&K Mark 23 mod 0 .45 caliber pistol. I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I cant ****ing believe you, Its called TACT!!! mothef****head mc****s, go mow a lawn ****box Some day youre gonna rofl at the wrong badass mother****er and hes going to teach you a lesson you wont forget very soon. You're just protecting your investment you ****ing Muppet. Merry Christmas to you and your family and after Christmas, choke on your mother's ****.
 
It seems to me like you have a lot of problems with me. Another guy who lives far away and finds it easy to talk **** online. I have all these conversations saved and I don't think that you think that this is harassment. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once. Can you not come up with your own lines? Bye bye, stay out of my thread if you are a **** talker. Come and say it to my face. From now on I'm gonna make your message board life a living hell. You really have some self esteem issues I think you need to work out. Put up or shut up. So why don't you go end your lame-ass existence?
 
B5150's e-**** just may be about .125047968" bigger than cosmo's, judging by that last rant. I may be wrong, but not likely. I'm usually pretty good at guestimating e-**** size.
 
Listen, ****face. Well you know what, I don't need your ****. Why don't you die already you pathetic ****ing piece of ****? If someone comes to help I'll tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. Just brace yourself, because the time is coming. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too late to back down at that point. My dream is your worst nightmare. If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

My **** is HUGE!
 
I fight to win no matter what it takes. I'm not afraid to yell that's my purse, I don't know you. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. Mother****er.
 
You wanna act all tuff 'n stuff on the internet, lets see what happens in real life. I don't know where you're from but where I am from, we don't tolerate that. Come to California and see me in real life. That's why you touch yourself at night. That's all you really want, you want a bunch of nerds to worship you. I've been around for a while and I've seen plenty of ***gots like you, you're all the same. Yeah I thought so mother****er. I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. If you don't know about the topic... Don't make yourself sound like you do. Nigger you dont know me! So why don't you go end your lame-ass existence?
 
ok you piece of ****ing dog **** i am sick and tired of you bringing me into **** you have nothing to add to this place so leave screw you you conspiracy hippie i just went qed on your arse punk
 
**** you, I've raped people for far less than this. You think you can ****ing come here and just act like a ****ing hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, ****face, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You ****ing tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a ****ing baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm ****ing kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to ****ing face. You call yourself "Hooligan"? We'll see who's the hooligan when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, ****, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what ****ing happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some ****ing face to get my point across, just ****ing test me you worthless sack of excrement.
 
That's right. I killed your master! And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own keyboard no less, which in the very immediate future, will become my keyboard.
 
Yea but who won in the fight between jack from the beanstalk and the giant? im not really sure cause i wasn't raised in a ****in fairy tale world but I would guess it was the underdog, otherwise it would've been a ****ty story. operating under that assumption i would absolutely toast you. not even a metaphor. i would purchase an extra wide toaster and set you to crispy, then butter you up. i wouldnt actually eat you though because i in no way condone cannibalism, but i think you'd get the point.
 
I'll turn on your gas stove and waste your gas.
 
i wonder if anyone has reported these posta ha
 
I am alpha as **** kid. I **** more bitches then you jerk off to every night when your watching porn. I bench press more then you, i curl more then you. Your a light weight ***got dont ever step to me.
 
you ****gobbling featherweight im taking this **** to the real world ill pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in japan
 
come on admin if this was a regular member you would be banned by now take it easy have some valium or something and chill out on the roid rage. lol
 
When a waitress writes on my bill "thank you" i write back "fk that, thank your face" and then tip her less than 10%. I only shake it once to stop your mom from sniffing my crotch, but still keep her interested.
 
MC Gun said:
come on admin if this was a regular member you would be banned by now take it easy have some valium or something and chill out on the roid rage. lol
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Yeah that's right. I'll take a **** on your ****ing chest. K for your information, *******, I have seen a lion.
 
Bad news for you, ****face, but tonight's the night your luck runs out. Screw you, you Conspiracy Hippie. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die.
 
I'll release your cat into the wild. **** you, you ho.
 
Let me start by saying this, my foolhardy friend. I've been around for a while and I've seen plenty of ***gots like you, you're all the same. You need to shut your whore ****ing mouth. Bad news for you, ****face, but tonight's the night your luck runs out. I don't give a **** what anybody on this site says or thinks. Don't even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut.
 
I'll fold up your dirty clothes nice and neat and mix them with the clean clothes. And boy, you better believe me when I saw I will **** in your mouth. Do you hear me laughing? I'm not even kidding. I'm going to knock you out in one punch and then ****ing break your jaw with a heel to the side of your face while you're out cold.
 
And what's up with bringing up your genitalia for comparison in nearly every thread you post in? Think I'm ****ing kidding?
 
I'm the type of person that brings a weapon to a party if I'm planning on fighting. You whore yourself out for attention, and spend hours and hours a day on the internet CRAVING for acceptance. Hitler has more respect on the Internet than you. I am a ****Y MOTHER****ER and I get away with it. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your ****ing life to a hellish end. Bitch I don't give a **** about you. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, when you aren't home. You talk so much **** you need face nappies bitch! I'm taking this **** to the real world. P.s. back the **** down before I have to **** talk back, you won't like it. You'll wish to God you'd never seen a ****ing computer.
 
You want a piece of me bitch? Then stand in line. I wouldnt piss in your mouth if your gums were on fire. Your mother owes my dog f uck money, and your father was a donkey raping s hit eater :laugh:
 
I'll take a **** on your ****ing chest. You're the guy that rides my nuts in the gym and wants to use my machine after so you can sniff the seat with some hope you will grow from it.
 
If this is something you think that is funny or if you think this is a hoax, you should be ashamed of yourself. I'll eat your ******* alive, you bitch. You think this is over? Just know that you should thank your lucky ****ing stars that I'm not within a 10 mile radius of you. You're just protecting your investment you ****ing Muppet. I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' mother****er, mother****er! You're just protecting your investment you ****ing Muppet. Don't bull**** the fact that I know more about this than you do. Now get the **** out of here and never come back.

I've decided that the people here are all *******s. **** you too mother****er. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Are you picking up what Im putting down? I would cheap shot the **** out of any of you mother ****ers. This is the end of the ****ing line. My dream is your worst nightmare. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what ****ing happens to you. And what's up with bringing up your genitalia for comparison in nearly every thread you post in? K for your information, *******, I have seen a lion. So please, save yourself some face and shut the **** up. Don't ****ing think twice that once I'm thru with whats on my plate right now I wont knock the ****ing stoned smile off your bitch face.

Blow me!
 
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