Chat up lines...

[EssexBoi]

After a night out at the weekend, and speaking to a slightly intoxicated girl in the smoking area of the club I was in, she asked me and a few of my mates to try out her best chat up lines on her.

Seeing as theres a thread for pretty much everything else on AM (and I couldn't find one when I did a search), I wanted to see what you guys best chat up lines were.

The cheesier the better!

I'll go first;

Guy: Excuse me, do you know how heavy a polar bear is?
Girl: No...
Guy: Heavy enough to break the ice, Hi im (your name)

 

[Doogsy123]

"Let me get up in them guts!"

 

[rubberring]

You: "Excuse me, do you have ((insert race/culture)) in you?"

Chick: "No, I don't."

You: "Want some?"

 

[rubberring]

"Let me get up in them guts!"

Winner!!! In fact, 60% of the time, it works every time.:lol:

 

[Doogsy123]

Winner!!! In fact, 60% of the time, it works every time.:lol:

:lmao: Im going out tonight and i promise ill use that line on a girl! :afro:

 

[nemo]

I usually compliment beautiful women on their brains, and smart women on their beauty,... and you're so smart!

 

[rubberring]

I usually compliment beautiful women on their brains, and smart women on their beauty,... and you're so smart!

I love backhanded lines!

 

[lennoxchi]

"i need a workout partner, sex slave, dishwasher.....how much can you bench" if she benches more than me, she's a keeper.

Or you could just be a man and walk up to someone you make eye contact with and get a smile from and introduce yourself.......either way works well

 

[lennoxchi]

:lmao: Im going out tonight and i promise ill use that line on a girl! :afro:

let us know how that goes

 

[Mulletsoldier]

"Nice shoes. Want to ****?"

 

[lennoxchi]

"Nice shoes. Want to ****?"

that's my favorite......

 

[Mulletsoldier]

that's my favorite......

It is really the only "pick-up" line that works when performed properly. Just like any other approach, your mindset and confidence levels have to be appropriate for the set you are approaching: walk up and say, "Nice shoes. Want to ****?" in a muttered voice, lacking confidence or with poor body language, and you will be laughed at; approach a woman and/or set of women and say, 'Nice shoes. Want to ****?" with a smirk, confident body language and proper energy, and they will realize you are just joking. It is lewd, silly and inappropriate, but doing it properly differentiates you from the 99 other males that came up to her last night and said, "You're so beautiful! I saw you across the bar and wanted to come buy you a drink!".

 

[panmerc]

Fist fight or f***?, either way I'm gettin some!

 

[lennoxchi]

It is really the only "pick-up" line that works when performed properly. Just like any other approach, your mindset and confidence levels have to be appropriate for the set you are approaching: walk up and say, "Nice shoes. Want to ****?" in a muttered voice, lacking confidence or with poor body language, and you will be laughed at; approach a woman and/or set of women and say, 'Nice shoes. Want to ****?" with a smirk, confident body language and proper energy, and they will realize you are just joking. It is lewd, silly and inappropriate, but doing it properly differentiates you from the 99 other males that came up to her last night and said, "You're so beautiful! I saw you across the bar and wanted to come buy you a drink!".

absolutly right....alpha male type s**t

 

[brk_nemesis]

All classics...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw"]YouTube - Fresh Prince pick up lines[/ame]

" ...and wit a spoon in it."


Another good one not in the vid:

"i noticed you noticing me, so i just wanna put you on notice that i notice you too... "

 

[EssexBoi]

"Nice shoes. Want to ****?"

Loving this one. Straight to the point!

 

[latspread00]

girl i got that dope ****..come here and let me dope u

 

[Muscledad]

"F*** me if I am wrong. Isn't your name Helga?"