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    Hypotheically speaking... Oh Giada!


    Hypothetically speaking, if you could have one Food Network Host cook for you, let’s say with nothing but an little apron that read, “Ranger’s lead the way to my spot!” written on it, with thigh-highs and an appetite for something sweet and sticky… who would you pick? Damn, it looks as if I’ve given this some prior thought. Weird.

    My answer: Giada! I cannot help but to watch the show when I am around the T.V. My wife always makes the comment, “Your woman is on.”
    My reply, “Yeah, she’s ON alright!”
    This usually ends with me getting a slap on the arm, and a swift kick to my only good shin. I deserve it, and it’s worth every ounce of pain.

    On a side note: I merely joke about it, and would never pick someone else over my wife. That’s completely serious. But damn it, she’s so hot.





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    She always has magnificent cleavage. Plus, being Italian myself, I find myself drooling at both the food and her.
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    and her show at least used to be filmed like it was an 80s porno, the music and the way the cut in shots go to her hands and all.
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    Giada !!!!!!!!!!!!! Smoking Hot.!!!! Love her show !!!

    ^^^^^ Def feel ya on the porn music EasyEJL. ^^^^^^

    I would eat marinara outta her butt crack.
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    Alright man, that's a bit too much information. Keep it clean! *No pun intended*
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    am i the only one that doesnt find her attractive at all.. she's got a huge forehead and her mouth / and or teeth are abnormally large to me for some reason... to each their own i guess, but i'd prefer not to touch her with my spatula.. lol
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    I think she's divine. I didn't even know she cooks and I watch the show all the time.
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    Cool... move along then.
    I am sure there are features about you that some may find to be unattractive as well. No worries, as you pointed out - To each their own.
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    am i the only one that doesnt find her attractive at all.. she's got a huge forehead and her mouth / and or teeth are abnormally large to me for some reason... to each their own i guess, but i'd prefer not to touch her with my spatula.. lol
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    She COOKS??!! I just thought it was a show of her standing there looking fine!! I'll have to pay more attention.
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    [QUOTE=Iron Lungz;2116625]Hypothetically speaking, if you could have one Food Network Host cook for you, let’s say with nothing but an little apron that read, “Ranger’s lead the way to my spot!” written on it, with thigh-highs and an appetite for something sweet and sticky… who would you pick? Damn, it looks as if I’ve given this some prior thought. Weird.

    My answer: Giada! I cannot help but to watch the show when I am around the T.V. My wife always makes the comment, “Your woman is on.”
    My reply, “Yeah, she’s ON alright!”
    This usually ends with me getting a slap on the arm, and a swift kick to my only good shin. I deserve it, and it’s worth every ounce of pain.

    On a side note: I merely joke about it, and would never pick someone else over my wife. That’s completely serious. But damn it, she’s so hot.

    QUOTE]

    My wife says the same thing to me. I love her almond shaped eyes, very pretty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    Cool... move along then.
    I am sure there are features about you that some may find to be unattractive as well. No worries, as you pointed out - To each their own.
    hey, i never claimed to be attractive.. i'm ugly as **** lol...
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    Thats one great looking cook
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    [quote=bigmoe65;2116722]
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    Hypothetically speaking, if you could have one Food Network Host cook for you, let’s say with nothing but an little apron that read, “Ranger’s lead the way to my spot!” written on it, with thigh-highs and an appetite for something sweet and sticky… who would you pick? Damn, it looks as if I’ve given this some prior thought. Weird.

    My answer: Giada! I cannot help but to watch the show when I am around the T.V. My wife always makes the comment, “Your woman is on.”
    My reply, “Yeah, she’s ON alright!”
    This usually ends with me getting a slap on the arm, and a swift kick to my only good shin. I deserve it, and it’s worth every ounce of pain.

    On a side note: I merely joke about it, and would never pick someone else over my wife. That’s completely serious. But damn it, she’s so hot.

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    My wife says the same thing to me. I love her almond shaped eyes, very pretty.
    My wife has said this to me too, and I think I've only seen her show maybe twice...
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    I like my women a little more thick. So Rachael Ray is up there on my list. I don't know if she is on the Food Network or not though.

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    Oh giada! She is one fine piece of cooking perfection. I would say more but i am trying to keep it civilized
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    Quote Originally Posted by texaswolf View Post
    I like my women a little more thick. So Rachael Ray is up there on my list. I don't know if she is on the Food Network or not though.

    Indeed she is on Food Network and that's one hell of a pic! Niiiiiice.

    I somehow have never seen this show with Giada... and that's weird because I love the Food Network.

    What's also weird is that Man vs. Food is on the Travel Channel instead of the Food Network! It should... be on both!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1 View Post
    am i the only one that doesnt find her attractive at all?
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    Hypothetically speaking, if you could have one Food Network Host cook for you, let’s say with nothing but an little apron that read, “Ranger’s lead the way to my spot!” written on it, with thigh-highs and an appetite for something sweet and sticky… who would you pick? Damn, it looks as if I’ve given this some prior thought. Weird.

    My answer: Giada! I cannot help but to watch the show when I am around the T.V. My wife always makes the comment, “Your woman is on.”
    My reply, “Yeah, she’s ON alright!”
    This usually ends with me getting a slap on the arm, and a swift kick to my only good shin. I deserve it, and it’s worth every ounce of pain.

    On a side note: I merely joke about it, and would never pick someone else over my wife. That’s completely serious. But damn it, she’s so hot.




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    And the winner of the left field post of the day... Andy!
    Congrats, man.
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    Bobby Flay. So I could kick him in his scrawny testicles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post

    And the winner of the left field post of the day... Andy!
    Congrats, man.
    Bahahaha yeah that was out there. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    Hypothetically speaking, if you could have one Food Network Host cook for you, let’s say with nothing but an little apron that read, “Ranger’s lead the way to my spot!” written on it, with thigh-highs and an appetite for something sweet and sticky… who would you pick? Damn, it looks as if I’ve given this some prior thought. Weird.

    My answer: Giada! I cannot help but to watch the show when I am around the T.V. My wife always makes the comment, “Your woman is on.”
    My reply, “Yeah, she’s ON alright!”
    This usually ends with me getting a slap on the arm, and a swift kick to my only good shin. I deserve it, and it’s worth every ounce of pain.

    On a side note: I merely joke about it, and would never pick someone else over my wife. That’s completely serious. But damn it, she’s so hot.




    Was there text in this post? I haven't gotten past the pic yet, haha.

    My sentiments exactly all around. Giada is a hottie. My wife watches her all the time. I always find myself "interested" in the show....yeah, the show, haha. For some reason, Rachael Ray does it for me as well. Now, I would rather shove jagged tooth picks in my eyes than listen to her talk all day though. Just sayin'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post

    And the winner of the left field post of the day... Andy!
    Congrats, man.
    Yea thanks guys, I thought that might raise an eye brow. I don't want to see Flay in a little apron of course, but I wouldn't mind having him within reaching distance with my foot. Hell the apron would provide less padding and protection against my size 11 foot crushing his baby makers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy G View Post
    Yea thanks guys, I thought that might raise an eye brow. I don't want to see Flay in a little apron of course, but I wouldn't mind having him within reaching distance with my foot. Hell the apron would provide less padding and protection against my size 11 foot crushing his baby makers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texaswolf View Post
    I like my women a little more thick. So Rachael Ray is up there on my list. I don't know if she is on the Food Network or not though.

    That's more like my style!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberring View Post
    When the wife has her on I run for cover...
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    I admit Giada and Rachel are hot.
    And Ina is cute in that older "well traveled and classy" way.
    But my crush is Claire Robinson on five ingredient fix.
    She has this goofy and comedic sort of attitude....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyverX View Post
    And Ina is cute in that older "well traveled and classy" way.
    Da phuck you jus' say???
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubberring View Post
    Da phuck you jus' say???
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyverX View Post
    I admit Giada and Rachel are hot.
    And Ina is cute in that older "well traveled and classy" way.
    But my crush is Claire Robinson on five ingredient fix.
    She has this goofy and comedic sort of attitude....

    I'd hit!
  

  
 

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