Hypothetically speaking, if you could have one Food Network Host cook for you, let’s say with nothing but an little apron that read, “Ranger’s lead the way to my spot!” written on it, with thigh-highs and an appetite for something sweet and sticky… who would you pick? Damn, it looks as if I’ve given this some prior thought. Weird.
My answer: Giada! I cannot help but to watch the show when I am around the T.V. My wife always makes the comment, “Your woman is on.”
My reply, “Yeah, she’s ON alright!”
This usually ends with me getting a slap on the arm, and a swift kick to my only good shin. I deserve it, and it’s worth every ounce of pain.
On a side note: I merely joke about it, and would never pick someone else over my wife. That’s completely serious. But damn it, she’s so hot.