"vick is an eagle but i cant get damn endorsement deal? the only dog i ever fought was andrew golota's ugly ass"
"next fat white b*tch that writes about watching true blood is gonna get simultaneously impregnated and aborted c/o me"
"in my prime i could have sold out madison square garden by jerking off"
mike tyson (_miketyson_) on Twitter
*Highly doubt this is the legit Tyson, but funny nonetheless.