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Have you ever had a woman tell you she was going to masturbate thinking about you?

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    Have you ever had a woman tell you she was going to masturbate thinking about you?


    Simple question. I know i've told women this before...

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    They certainly didn't use the word masturbate, but yes, ha.
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    i've had three different women say that "closer" by NIN reminded them of me
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    Simple question. I know i've told women this before...
    What's your current Restraining Order count again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    What's your current Restraining Order count again?
    Who keeps track?
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    I have had a girl tell me that she already had . Several times . I've thought about it a lot and I just don't think there is much else she could have said that would have turned me on more . Especially from her , one would not expect to hear things like that from her mouth . I f**king loved it!!
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    This one guy at work just told me this! But the thing is this girl is ugly ass hell! And we both know it! This aint you is it? EZZ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    What's your current Restraining Order count again?
    Restraining Order-Mesmaining order.
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    Does it count if you're in the room?
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    using different language but yes, also that they already had. Man some women have been so hard up
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    Why yes, just today.
    Then I got a beautiful pic!
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    I typically got this while they were on the phone... taking care of business and screaming into the phone when finishing. Fun times!
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    Damn! I'm one of two people with a no
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    They certainly didn't use the word masturbate, but yes, ha.
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    Oh, yea. And making me to take THE picture on my cell and send it to her, you know, to help her think about me.
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    yes, and I didnt pay 4.99/min either
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    Quote Originally Posted by VolcomX311 View Post
    Damn! I'm one of two people with a no
    At least you are honest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    Why yes, just today.
    Then I got a beautiful pic!
    I second that with in the last 12hours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DmitryWI View Post
    Oh, yea. And making me to take THE picture on my cell and send it to her, you know, to help her think about me.
    this was my scenario yes.
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    My wife thinks about women when she takes care of herself. Really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe65 View Post
    My wife thinks about women when she takes care of herself. Really.
    Thats interesting. I think about your wife when I take care of myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tribaltek View Post
    Thats interesting. I think about your wife when I take care of myself.

    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tribaltek View Post
    Thats interesting. I think about your wife when I take care of myself.

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    Happened just today, actually: my fiance's friend, no less. She also said several other things, unrepeatable at this junction, lest the PG-13 rating on AM be turned off, ha. Good thing they "like" one another: life is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tribaltek View Post
    I typically got this while they were on the phone... taking care of business and screaming into the phone when finishing. Fun times!
    Oh yes. Then you just about have to change the shorts after you get off the phone. It's amazing how that sound can trigger such a response, hands free.
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    Didn't I see this topic at T-Nation?

    Would turn me on if I heard that though! I don't think that exact word would be used, but WTF cares. Hahah. AND, I'd be like....LETS DO TOGETHER! You can use my Fleshlight and I'll use one of you many vibe toys, you lovely slut. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Happened just today, actually: my fiance's friend, no less. She also said several other things, unrepeatable at this junction, lest the PG-13 rating on AM be turned off, ha. Good thing they "like" one another: life is good.
    Does your finace know this??
    This could get interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    Does your finace know this??
    This could get interesting.
    Yes, she does. Well, my Fiance came home one days and said [something to the effect of]: "I found out 'Person X' was a bi today, and she said I'm her only friend that she'd have a threesome with". So, I knew that this was a possibility for some time.
  

  
 

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