Robin Williams' running for office Speech

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    Robin Williams' running for office Speech


    I dont know if he is contemplating running or not, but I was just forwarded this to my email from a friend. I dont think it is current as I could have swore I have read it before. Whatever the case, its rather interesting so, read,... and discuss.





    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

    1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile .

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses'. She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

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    I would elect him in a heartbeat. Holy hell I wish he would run for real.
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    Interesting take on things for sure. I got the same email a couple of years ago, so not sure if he's really into it or not. He is a comedian after all .
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    What a fascist hate monger bastard! I'd vote for him in a heartbeat! That is, if Robin Williams actually said this.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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    Ahh, a fellow Snopes man
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    lol, Snopes is Dope. It sure sucks when it turns out a liberal comedian didn't parrot some conservative train of thought. Probably the same people who put words in George Carlin's mouth and Andy Rooney's.
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    At least George Carlin's actually sounded like something he would say. You could spot this one being fake a mile away.
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    Yeah, I would have been extremely surprised if that had really been RW. I figured he was prolly a typical Hollywood uber liberal ass ****er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roids1 View Post
    Yeah, I would have been extremely surprised if that had really been RW. I figured he was prolly a typical Hollywood uber liberal ass ****er.
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to roids1 again"



    -yea, I was quite surprised when it said RW as well. Nice find Roids.
  

  
 

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