Trans-fat Fried Chicken with built in Chicken Support
MOVE OVER KFC! There's a new colonel in town!!!!!!
Introducing the safest fried chicken ever. Cooked in delicious trans fats. The problem with trans fats is it causes high cholesterol and high blood pressure. We have a patented new 11 herbs and spices to make it safe to eat again!!!!!
We have included the following:
Celery seed extract. Shown to lower blood pressure in healthy subjects so it must work with people eating excessive trans fats or even anabolic steroid users.
Cinnamon - same as above but also helps with total cholesterol levels so it must work with people eating excessive trans fats or even anabolic steroid users.
Milk Thistle - Trans-fats have been proven to increase liver values when eating excessively but no worry. This super powerful herb has been standardized. While we offer no proof it is effective for fried chicken eaters or steroid users we will say it works in both and people will believe it because everyone uses it!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!
As stupid as this may all sound, it is in fact pretty much what these so called cycle support supplements are. UNPROVEN in steroid users. Because everyone uses it people assume it works without any proof in regards to blood tests.
Just like this wouldn't work for chicken fried in trans fats it will not work against methylated steroids. No gentle herb, spice, or vitamin is going to be effective against a steroid. It would take pharmaceuticals to be effective. Companies that make these products are making money by selling you a lie that their product is protecting you.
I am sure I will get flamed for this but use some common sense, or better yet science and give it some real thought.
17aa methylation vs celery seeds? hmmmmmmm? Really easy.