Whats The Dumbest Thing You've Been Asked In Gym?

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    As the title says, wanted to see what the dumbest / funniest / silliest things you've been asked or have heard in the gym before

    The funniest i remember was a guy who is a Pharmacist asked me, "Hey whats that?" I said "Its my protein shake.." He goes "Does it have steroids in it?!" I said...."no course not!"

    If that wasn't bad enough, he asked me If my protein shake works. I was thinking what kinda dumb question is that lol.

    Whats the funniest thing you've heard or been asked in the gym before. Lets hear some stories...


  2. "Are you using this?" when I'm clearly on another machine or bench.... I don't mind though, because they're just being generous and respecting my general area, lol.
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  3. "hey man, you need a spot" on deadlifts....

  4. "what is a deadlift?" Seriously, I was asked this by a lady at the gym the other day.

  5. No really a question but...

    Him = "were u curling 220lbs back there for 8 reps?
    me = no mate
    him = "yeah you were" in a kinda raised voice

    *silence*

    I put my earphones back in.

    lol
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  6. "Are u using the 17.5s" doesnt sound bad, until you factor in that I was on the bench pressing them at the time....

  7. some dumbass- hey what u doing there?
    me- shoulder presses.
    some dumbass- o really? what muscle does it work?
    (sigh).....

  8. Quote Originally Posted by bigpapa View Post
    some dumbass- hey what u doing there?
    me- shoulder presses.
    some dumbass- o really? what muscle does it work?
    (sigh).....
    that is priceless.
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  9. Quote Originally Posted by AE14 View Post
    that is priceless.
    o i bet if i can sit down and think..i could fill a whole thread...especially when u work out sometimes at college in their gym...lots of material there

  10. ahahahahaha.. some of these are hillarious.

    Case 1, a noob back from uni days decides to workout with me.
    After the workout...
    Him: why are you mixing milo with water?
    Me: This isn't milo, it's a protein shake
    Him: Why do you need that much energy after a workout, why not before.
    Me(in my head): ........ (*what an idiot, doesn't even know the function of protein*)
    Me: Because i'm tired, and I need the energy to feel active

  11. "dudde u look like dennis wolf, what r u using"
    "hit ur biceps everyday for maximum size"
    "i workout b4 breakfast for fatloss" - today
    the list goes on and on

  12. Hahaha! Priceless...You get some really dumb people out there. Sometimes you just dont know what to expect when I turn up at the gym. Last week I had to climb into the gym through a window cuz someone locked the door on the inside and ran out the window for a joke lol. haha! Hey, what Can i say, cant let anything get in the way of your workouts can you?! lol.

  13. I asked this one guy the other day does he have gyno?
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  14. "can you take a look first, im going to sleep"

  15. noob "Does your big mate inject steroids?"

    me "no, he's tried a few Pro Hormones though"

    noob "like creatine?"
    “We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit.”

  16. Guy "Do you use protein?"

    me "yeah"

    guy " my parents are funny with stuff like that, i gotta hide my protein"
    “We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence is not an act, but a habit.”

  17. How do you get that split between your upper chest? LOL...lots of work!

  18. Sadly there are too many to remember however the one I will say is I was asked why I go so far down on squats? Too funny.

  19. hey man are you gonna eat that?

  20. Quote Originally Posted by WilteredFire View Post
    If that wasn't bad enough, he asked me If my protein shake works. I was thinking what kinda dumb question is that lol.
    Lol. I get that question all the time. My response? Next time I see the person eating a sandwich, I ask him wether or not his sandwich works.

  21. There's three things that come to mind.

    1) Why are you using squats? Leg presses work the back of your legs and the front of your legs, that's why you can leg press more.

    My answer:- That's not true. You can leg press more because you're supplemented to the seat pressing the external load over 45 degrees which factors in half the gravity in comparison to a squat, leg presses are quad dominant and are a MACHINE which allows your body to work only in a single plane of motion. The squat works the sagital plane significantly and overloads various muscle groups, it is considered the king of mass building exercises and causes testosterone and GH production in the body. If you're not satisfied with your squatting results, actually squat to or below parallel instead of your half squats.

    2) Hey, mister, does this machine TONE you?

    My answer:- Toning is dictated by bodyfat, exercises don't "tone you", they can build muscle but you have to be lean to be considered "toned", unless you're a genetic freak. Toning is more in the calorie deficient and intense cardio, not a machine fly.

    3) The best overall mass building exercise is a machine fly.

    My answer:- Shut up.

  22. Q: Hey how are you?

    A: You best shut the fck up and get out of my fcking face. (creatine cycle)

  23. Quote Originally Posted by dynomite View Post
    Q: Hey how are you?

    A: You best shut the fck up and get out of my fcking face. (creatine cycle)
    He must have been on dat dur cell-tech and had dat dur cell-tech rage.

  24. Haha, the creatine jokes never get old hahaha! So funny when people think creatine is steroids lol. Priceless

  25. Summer gym guy:"Hey man, what are you on?"
    Me: "Protein, aminos, and creatine"
    Summer Gym Guy turns toward's his buddies "I told you he was juicing"

    I just keep going on with my workout. Funny that I had over heard one of them say "Lets get some from GNC"
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