WOW. That's all I can say. I won't be going to jail!
F***, what a sick bastard
the kinda behaviour deserves slaughter.
"you come here...i tell you what....i like ya....", LOL! wtf!
baaaaahahaahahaa..."imma warrior too"!!
"havin' your salad tossed is having your a**hole eaten out...with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup." –Chris Rock
" If you sag your pants in here man.....someone gonna be up in your butt!"
Holy crap, i'm never going to jail!
Jail ain't too bad, I spent 3 weeks in jail and no one came after me LOL. Prison would definitely be the place where you don't drop the soap.