Attention: Are you a Ninja?

Irish Cannon

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Alright, so my bro put this ad up on Craig's List, and put up his buddies phone number. If you want to mess with someone, give him a call. Here's the link...

Ninja wanted
 
TheLastRonin

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LOL I have taken Ninjitsu....but I am still more Viking than :ninja:I am also highly trained in Scottish Kung-Fu....it goes by the name of FUK YU!!:laugh:
 
nemo

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This doesn't apply to me,.. I'm only a sexual ninja!!!
 
Zero V

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This doesn't apply to me,.. I'm only a sexual ninja!!!
So you strike without them knowing while wearing a hood, its done in an instant, then dissapear, and they never knew you were there huh...

Usually they know I was there...

Do you need to talk about this, I have a shoulder for you...
 
BB12

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That's great... please have that Ninja pick me up a #59 and some egg rolls please.
 
suncloud

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i know some mexican judo :)



ju don't know if i got a knife. ju don't know if i got a gun. ju don't know nothing.
 
Delta Force

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I know Russian Karate, i pack an AK47 with a silencer, and they'll never see me coming
 
mooch2321

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wow....this is effing hilarious....im so doing this to someone....does it cost money to post on craigslist?
 
SilentBob187

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Ahem, check the signature... that's right.
 
BB12

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love it!:scared:
 
Esox Express

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A friend of mine put up an ad with my picture in the minneapolis "Men seeking Men" casual encounters section of craigslist. He didn't put my number, thank god, but he did put up my email and I got like 30 nasty emails from some very descriptive, disgusting old men.

I genuinely appreciated that prank, however.
 
Broodstar

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i am a master at Ninja Gaiden. does that count?
Or wait wait what about Shinobi! Yeah there we go I took classes from ahem Shinobi! Also I am a master at Street Fighter Aplha 3 and Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance so there I took all my ninja classes haha!
 

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