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    Attention: Are you a Ninja?


    Alright, so my bro put this ad up on Craig's List, and put up his buddies phone number. If you want to mess with someone, give him a call. Here's the link...

    Ninja wanted

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    LOL I have taken Ninjitsu....but I am still more Viking than I am also highly trained in Scottish Kung-Fu....it goes by the name of FUK YU!!
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    This doesn't apply to me,.. I'm only a sexual ninja!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonscott View Post
    This doesn't apply to me,.. I'm only a sexual ninja!!!
    So you strike without them knowing while wearing a hood, its done in an instant, then dissapear, and they never knew you were there huh...

    Usually they know I was there...

    Do you need to talk about this, I have a shoulder for you...
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    That's great... please have that Ninja pick me up a #59 and some egg rolls please.
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    i know some mexican judo



    ju don't know if i got a knife. ju don't know if i got a gun. ju don't know nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suncloud View Post
    i know some mexican judo



    ju don't know if i got a knife. ju don't know if i got a gun. ju don't know nothing.
    Ju dun no hu u messn wit meng
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    wow....this is effing hilarious....im so doing this to someone....does it cost money to post on craigslist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    wow....this is effing hilarious....im so doing this to someone....does it cost money to post on craigslist?
    I dont think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    wow....this is effing hilarious....im so doing this to someone....does it cost money to post on craigslist?
    It'd be awesome to see the A-Team somehow brought into this too...
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    i pity da fool
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    love it!
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    A friend of mine put up an ad with my picture in the minneapolis "Men seeking Men" casual encounters section of craigslist. He didn't put my number, thank god, but he did put up my email and I got like 30 nasty emails from some very descriptive, disgusting old men.

    I genuinely appreciated that prank, however.
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    i am a master at Ninja Gaiden. does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esox Express View Post

    I genuinely appreciated that prank, however.
    Lol, that must have been something else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt6969 View Post
    i am a master at Ninja Gaiden. does that count?
    Or wait wait what about Shinobi! Yeah there we go I took classes from ahem Shinobi! Also I am a master at Street Fighter Aplha 3 and Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance so there I took all my ninja classes haha!
  

  
 

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