My penis has been deformed.

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    My penis has been deformed.


    The other day I was looking at tips from a website about making your penis slightly bigger.

    I thought I would follow one of the tips that involed a hoover, I wont go into the details but... after doing it for over a week my penis has now got a lump on the side of it(2cms wide and 1cms long) anyone knows if the lump will slowly fade away?

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    No, unfortunately it will only get bigger. You damaged the brain of your penis. Keep an eye on it.....you may ejaculate inwards now which can be very painful and thus lead to no longer being able to reproduce.......which thankfully in your case is a smart move via evolution.
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    Additionally, retrograde ejaculation may cause you to become pregnant. I would immediately begin taking an oral contraceptive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maurice02 View Post
    No, unfortunately it will only get bigger. You damaged the brain of your penis. Keep an eye on it.....you may ejaculate inwards now which can be very painful and thus lead to no longer being able to reproduce.......which thankfully in your case is a smart move via evolution.
    SFW and GFH
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    Post up a link to the website. I need all the help I can get......
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    And the recipiant of this months Darwin Award goes to...Tlee05! Congratulations! You are now officially kicked out of the gene pool. Go swim somewhere else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basspro View Post
    Post up a link to the website. I need all the help I can get......
    yes. the best piece of bass you've ever had means something got lost in translation
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    I've read somewhere that you should have a vasectomy IMMEDIATELY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau View Post
    I've read somewhere that you should have a vasectomy IMMEDIATELY.
    I heard there may be a do it yourself kit in your kitchen.
    SFW and GFH
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    i havent been reading here for much lately...holy **** this is what I come back too...
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    Another good way to increasethe size of your penis is to place it on a table, lay a phone book across it and then whack the phone book very hard with a hammer. The swelling after the hit will increase girth. It will also increase sensetivity. This is only temporary so you will need to do it each time you plan to use your penis for sex.

    This takes commitment because a light whack will only cause discomfort and you don't want that. So really reach back and give it a good smack. You may want to get a friend to swing the hammer. If you work it right you can make it foreplay.
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    i thought he came here for help......

    i would consult a urologist if i were u bro.

    tlee, if you pm me, i can send u a website that may provide help, but i suggest u consult a doctor
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    Why would you come to a bodybuilding/nutrrition/training website about a booboo on your peepee that you obtained from following directions you found on another website?

    This was abviously someone's attempt at humor...
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    I sure do hope it was for humor...........if not, ouch!
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    lol you basically just abused your penis bro. it will go away in like a day or two, dont trip!
  

  
 

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