Heart Attacks

[EasyEJL]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know
the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.


CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[suncloud]

roses are red
death is black
what really sucks
is a heart attack!

sorry easy, that's all i got today

 

[Ratfacekilla]

so as long as you aren't American, you're less likely to have a heart attack?

 

[Chub]

so as long as you aren't American, you're less likely to have a heart attack?

i think if your british your worse off than americans