45' long and 4500lb Snake. No thank you!

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    45' long and 4500lb Snake. No thank you!


    I hope this link shows up. My nephew sent it to me this morning and was excited as ever. I, on the other hand, grimaced at the thought of such a creature. I've had my share of running into animals in my line of work, some were in water, and some were on land... but I would not leave my fukcing house if these things were around.

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    I don't like snakes to begin with, so that isn't even funny.
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    Sounds like a big bad mother fu cker.
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    The snake would eat something similar to a cow for a snack...
    A fukcing snack!
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    If you stayed in the house, it would just come in and get you!
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    No way an unarmed human could stop one of those bastards.
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    2500 pounds... Dont be actin' like this is a really big snake lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    2500 pounds... Dont be actin' like this is a really big snake lol
    A snake that weighs over a ton is a huge snake!
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    I don't mean to hijack the thread.. just adding to the fun !


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    Snakes are creepy! I had a friend that had a burmese that was missing the fork of her tongue. She lost it eating a rat that got her first. Well since she has no sense of smell she would bite first and ask questions later. Many times she latched on to him and it took stitches to close him back up..I would have killed her!
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    i saw that thing on geekologie today it was nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    I don't like snakes to begin with, so that isn't even funny.
    i concur whole heartedly
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    snakes are cool - it's spiders that freak me out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    snakes are cool - it's spiders that freak me out!
    Spiders freak me out too, but what if you were out trying to spear rabbits and you ran into one of these ****ers!
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    I saw that today. Once again, my answer to the snakes and spiders of the world:


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    Thats a big trouser snake.
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    Sounds like what I've been clogging my toilets with here lately.
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    You're missing the point, you can cut it up, Vaccum seal it and throw it in a deep freezer
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    check the before and after shots
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    They can already swallow cows!!!

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    This just in, Sarah Palin says her ancestors kept a snake like that as a pet

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    snakes are cool...
    I'm not so sure!
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