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    my lack of sex thread


    I'm going to complain in here until I get laid.


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    Complain away.

    How are your balls treatin' ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozarkaBRAND View Post
    Complain away.

    How are your balls treatin' ya?
    haha!! I have none
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    BF is a woman!!!
    The men around you must be crazy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    The men around you must be crazy!
    I could get some I just don't have anyone I want. It sucks. I don't think very many guys could understand what it's like to be a woman (I'm grouping all woman together for a generalization in this subject, I realize some women f*** indiscriminatly like guys)... but I won't take just anybody. I CAN'T. So . I'm suffering. GAYHOUSE TO THE MAX.
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    So what are your qualications for this man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfish View Post
    haha!! I have none
    My bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    So what are your qualications for this man?
    at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

    and will grill me some chicken afterwords.
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    ...cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.


    You see my issue?
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    That's what I hold out for. So it's kind of bearable normally, but I'm into week 3 of anavar and it's ridiculous. Even some of those little smiley emoticons can turn me on. Seriously ANYTHING.
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    Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
    d**k > vibrator . Actually they shouldn't even be in the same equasion, there is no comparison.

    but I suppose I will just make do. I actually do have an ex that I always have a good time with but he became a christian (good for him) but now feels guilty for having sex, was in a sexless relationship for over a year. Doesn't work out any more, smokes, drinks, eats like crap... Basically I think he has no testosterone. When he is ready to go it really is "getting lucky". WAY different than the past-him that I knew.

    I've seriously considered injecting him with test while he sleeps...
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    no men in winterfell?
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    online dating???
    Think training's hard,. try losing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonscott View Post
    online dating???
    i said i wanna get laid not email strangers to find a boyfriend

    and really people I could get a man in real life there just isn't anyone I want lately

    nice input though =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by suncloud View Post
    no men in winterfell?
    none I want in my bed. Or if there are I can't find them.
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    dame that sucks yo!
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    I have to seriously care about someone to have sex with them. That takes a while... and I want to have sex NOW. and now.

    and now.

    now.
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    haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Adikt View Post
    haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
    right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.

    think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfish View Post
    right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.

    think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
    Everyone would be lifting weights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Everyone would be lifting weights.
    YES. There would probably be some crazy personal bests being broken every day haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfish View Post
    at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

    and will grill me some chicken afterwords...

    .cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.


    You see my issue?


    I see your issue here...
    Good luck finding those men, just make sure they don't know about each other... LOL
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    One of the benefits of being married......i just hound the wife until she gives in, haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfish View Post
    at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

    and will grill me some chicken afterwords.
    ..may I introduce myself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    ..may I introduce myself?
    LOL! Go buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    LOL! Go buddy!
    ...grilling chicken is just one of the services I offer . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    ...grilling chicken is just one of the services I offer . . . .
    Lol!

    You're not using the foreman grill though are you? lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Lol!

    You're not using the foreman grill though are you? lol!
    I have a foreman grill...murse ahhahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by DmitryWI View Post
    I see your issue here...
    Good luck finding those men, just make sure they don't know about each other... LOL
    hahah good point. I'd like to add extremely masculine and likes to go down on me to the list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    I have a foreman grill...murse ahhahahaha
    I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Lol!

    You're not using the foreman grill though are you? lol!
    Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    ...grilling chicken is just one of the services I offer . . . .
    you gonna ship it to me from australia???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite!
    WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
    In florida we'd call you this then:



    Oh i kid, you da man bob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
    I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


    You just made me feel more manly than you
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course
    Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfish View Post
    I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


    You just made me feel more manly than you
    That's Hawt......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    One of the benefits of being married......i just hound the wife until she gives in, haha!
    This is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfish View Post
    hahah good point. I'd like to add extremely masculine and likes to go down on me to the list.
    Umm, now you are really getting picky! Good luck though!
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