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...when I am Emperor of the Universe, I plan to clean the place up a bit - starting with removing those who bring misery and suffering or profit from the weak.

Here's a sample of my list, feel free to add to it. I will keep the first page as the Master List by updating it with additions:

  • Every pedophile or sexual preditor.
  • Hamas, Al Qaeda, their immediate and distant relatives
  • George W Bush and his whole fkn clan
  • Iran's theocratic Shiite regime
  • The Saudi Royal Family
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Robert Mugabe and his regime
  • Media barrons
  • Every Actor or Musician on the planet who earns over $1m/yr and doesn't give at least 10% to charity.
  • Exceptions for automatic culling - their estate to children's hospitals: Bono, Carrot-top, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Spice Girls, Elton John
  • The upper management of every cult mascarading as a religion
  • All Tele-Evangelists who make profits rather than help the community
I am currently recruiting key roles within the New Empire - please apply below for which role you believe you are suited to and why.

CEOs Of The New Empire

omen - CEO Executions, Torture & Public Relations
jon671 - CEO Media Cleansing
SilentBob186 - CEO for redistribution of wealth
 
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...when I am Emperor of the Universe, I plan to clean the place up a bit - starting with removing those who bring misery and suffering.

I will have a herd of giant, blood-thirsty goats to do the job.

Here's a sample of my list, feel free to add to it. I will keep the first page as the Master List by updating it with additions:

  • Robert Mugabe
  • Hamas, Al Qaeda, their immediate and distant relatives
  • George W Bush and his whole fkn clan
  • Iran's theocratic Shiite regime
  • The Saudi Royal Family
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Every Actor or Musician on the planet who earns over $1m/yr and doesn't give at least 10% to charity.
  • Excepts for automatic culling: Bono, Carrot-top, Matt Damon,
  • Everyone involved with cults maserading as religions
  • All Tele-Evangelists who profit
  • Every pedophile.
Come on now, every religion can be viewed as such.

You should add Boxmeman to that list.
 
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Box just gets a severe beating and shoved in a gimp box for 10 years
 
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Box just gets a severe beating and shoved in a gimp box for 10 years
True.

Pedophiles should be first on that list.
As far as the Terrorist Groups go, I've done my share of ridding the world of as many as I could. At some point, though, it blurs the light on everyday reality and everyone becomes an enemy. Food for thought.
 
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True.

Pedophiles should be first on that list.
As far as the Terrorist Groups go, I've done my share of ridding the world of as many as I could. At some point, though, it blurs the light on everyday reality and everyone becomes an enemy. Food for thought.
when they see what happens when you belong to an organisation like this, recruitment will be a lot more difficult :thumbsup:
 
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when they see what happens when you belong to an organisation like this, recruitment will be a lot more difficult :thumbsup:
Ahhh, not when the new breed of enemy is a 4 year old brain-washed to carry out their Father's request.
 

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Usually I would never support such savage and brtual ideas.

However, if I get to do 99% of the killing with my knife and no questions asked about how long I take to finish them or what you hear behind those closed doors....:D..... then I'm with you 100%!

"Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacre mercenaire!!!." ="Long live death, long live war, long live the cursed mercenary."

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Usually I would never support such savage and brtual ideas.

However, if I get to do 99% of the killing with my knife and no questions asked about how long I take to finish them or what you hear behind those closed doors....:D..... then I'm with you 100%!

"Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacre mercenaire!!!." ="Long live death, long live war, long live the cursed mercenary."

:smite:
You're hired. :head: The herd of bloody-thirsty goats can do the cleaning up :thumbsup:
 
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Ahhh, not when the new breed of enemy is a 4 year old brain-washed to carry out their Father's request.
Well, soon enough men like his father will not be around for such evil-doing.

I never said this was going to be pretty, and we're going to have to expect some collateral damage.
 

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Ahhh, not when the new breed of enemy is a 4 year old brain-washed to carry out their Father's request.
If it has a gun and intent on killing me, it dies first! weather it's 4 or 40, M or F! I don't discriminate! :head:
 
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If it has a gun and intent on killing me, it dies first! weather it's 4 or 40, M or F! I don't discriminate! :head:
Sadly, I agree.
There's a reason why I am at home with my wife - It's because I did what I had to. (In no way am I condoning killing a kid; just an example of how War is).
The only thing that those bastards got from me is 35% function of my right leg. But, I can still put the remaining 65% in their ass if needed. ;)
 
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...when I am Emperor of the Universe, I plan to clean the place up a bit - starting with removing those who bring misery and suffering or profit from the weak.

I will have a herd of giant, blood-thirsty goats to do the job.

Here's a sample of my list, feel free to add to it. I will keep the first page as the Master List by updating it with additions:

  • Every pedophile.
  • Hamas, Al Qaeda, their immediate and distant relatives
  • George W Bush and his whole fkn clan
  • Iran's theocratic Shiite regime
  • The Saudi Royal Family
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Robert Mugabe and his regime
  • Every Actor or Musician on the planet who earns over $1m/yr and doesn't give at least 10% to charity.
  • Excepts for automatic culling - their estate to children's hospitals: Bono, Carrot-top, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Spice Girls, Elton John
  • The upper management of every cult maserading as a religion
  • All Tele-Evangelists who profit
In before this shift in power occurs.

Would you consider restructuring the media? When you become
emperor I mean.
 
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In before this shift in power occurs.

Would you consider restructuring the media? When you become
emperor I mean.
Most definately. The media are outright guilty.

Would you like a position to deal with this matter? It will be bloody...
 
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Annoncement: The Pope Shall Live

I've decided to let the Pope live... for now.

Unfortunately for him all of the Vatican wealth will be redistributed initially into programmes for disease prevention, erradication and education.

Furthermore, the vaults will be open to scholars to research and annouce findings to the world at a later date.

Omen is currently reviewing members of the Vatican in hope of finding candidates for severe and brutal punishment....
 
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We should have public hangings of OPEC members.
agreed, but we'll have to leave the style of execution up to Omen - he might agree if he's too exhausted from too much Knife work...

before I add to the list - is it just the Presidents of OPEC member countries, or their entire families, concubines and pets?
 
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you should put petty theifs in those things that hold the head and arms then you throw fruit at them in a pubilc place like medieval times
 
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you should put petty theifs in those things that hold the head and arms then you throw fruit at them in a pubilc place like medieval times
Mr GB,

I appreciate your input.

At this stage we are currently looking at the Big Fish, but I am in favour of cruel and unusual forms of punishment... public mockery is a firm favourite of mine.

I will pass on your suggestion to the CEO Executions, Torture & Public Relations - he might favour this an opener for further barbarities.
 

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...when I am Emperor of the Universe, I plan to clean the place up a bit - starting with removing those who bring misery and suffering or profit from the weak.

Here's a sample of my list, feel free to add to it. I will keep the first page as the Master List by updating it with additions:

  • Every pedophile or sexual preditor.
  • Hamas, Al Qaeda, their immediate and distant relatives
  • George W Bush and his whole fkn clan
  • Iran's theocratic Shiite regime
  • The Saudi Royal Family
  • Kim Jong-il
  • Robert Mugabe and his regime
  • Media barrons
  • Every Actor or Musician on the planet who earns over $1m/yr and doesn't give at least 10% to charity.
  • Exceptions for automatic culling - their estate to children's hospitals: Bono, Carrot-top, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Spice Girls, Elton John
  • The upper management of every cult mascarading as a religion
  • All Tele-Evangelists who make profits rather than help the community
I am currently recruiting key roles within the New Empire - please apply below for which role you believe you are suited to and why.

CEOs Of The New Empire

omen - CEO Executions, Torture & Public Relations
jon671 - CEO Media Cleansing
Jakell,
An Aussie Emperor should, nay MUST have an Aussie right hand man. And so I throw my hat in the ring for the eradication of all the afore mentioned groups and individuals. And death is WAAAAY to good for some. Pedo's, welcome to castration....
mwoo haha haha:head:
 

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Oh yeah my position....I believe I would be admirably suited to head the "Pedophile and sexual predator pysichal restructuring unit" Translation: I fuk them up, bad.:head:
 

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you should put petty theifs in those things that hold the head and arms then you throw fruit at them in a pubilc place like medieval times
Thats called being Pilloried, they still do it in Africa and some parts of the middle east. Its primitive.
 
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Thats called being Pilloried, they still do it in Africa and some parts of the middle east. Its primitive.
indeed, in Saudi Arabia they perpetrate all sorts of nasty punishments - we can leave all those sorts of details to the CEO Executions, Torture & Public Relations.

Slugga - I'll be forwarded on your CV. You're a strong candidate for something in mind.
 
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Sadly, I agree.
There's a reason why I am at home with my wife - It's because I did what I had to. (In no way am I condoning killing a kid; just an example of how War is).
The only thing that those bastards got from me is 35% function of my right leg. But, I can still put the remaining 65% in their ass if needed. ;)
You've done more than your fair share already, my friend.
 
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How about the situation in Darfur? I'm all for limiting population growth but if all the bad people in the world were to be 'dealt with' there would be less corruption, starvation, and murder of innocents.

With additional educational programs funded by The Vatican, many of the less developed countries in the world will learn about contraception. This will help to limit population growth to a more controlled rate. Fewers mouths to feed would in turn reduce starvation in these areas of the world.

If you need a CEO for redistribution of wealth I could certainly help with that. Let me also state that I am anti-socialism, but I am all for giving back to the people who have had so much taken from them. With all the sh*t removed from the empire, there will be a lot more room and opportunities for a lot of people to do some good. And with Omen watching, they'd better do a good job.
 
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i notice you need a :

master of lackluster wit
C.E.O. of happy thoughts

might i apply?

P.S. get rid of one of the following:
ketchup
catsup
 
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you edited out my favourite part didn't you??
what, the blood-thirsty goats?

Sure, with Omen around I didn't think we'd need them, but I can bring them back.... probably going to need a Goat Wrangler AM... You could be that man :thumbsup: You're going to have to take on Slugga as an offsider but.:head:
 
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How about the situation in Darfur? I'm all for limiting population growth but if all the bad people in the world were to be 'dealt with' there would be less corruption, starvation, and murder of innocents.

With additional educational programs funded by The Vatican, many of the less developed countries in the world will learn about contraception. This will help to limit population growth to a more controlled rate. Fewers mouths to feed would in turn reduce starvation in these areas of the world.

If you need a CEO for redistribution of wealth I could certainly help with that. Let me also state that I am anti-socialism, but I am all for giving back to the people who have had so much taken from them. With all the sh*t removed from the empire, there will be a lot more room and opportunities for a lot of people to do some good. And with Omen watching, they'd better do a good job.
SilentBob is a thinking man... finger on the pulse - I think he's got the stomach for hard decisions... Welcome aboad :thumbsup:

i notice you need a :

master of lackluster wit
C.E.O. of happy thoughts

might i apply?

P.S. get rid of one of the following:
ketchup
catsup
Suncloud - you have potential... Can you elaborate on the Happy Thoughts idea? What about Political Correctness Moderator?

I also need someone to develop meditation and yoga pathways to enlightenment as an alternative to the rotten world religions we have atm.

Thoughts anyone?
 
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can i go rambo on the burmese army?:numbered::haha::woohoo::chairshot::damnit1:

 

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