Saying Goodbye to Mother (A Joke)

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Saying Goodbye to Mother


We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'


The cab driver hit a parked car.
 
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The thread title suggested something completely different, more ominous! Thank God no one was hurt! :cheers:
 
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LOL! Sorry about that. I edited the title a bit.

Ahh... when you edit the title, it only shows up INSIDE the thread.
 
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Hilarious!

You seem to celebrate new years a little early....
 
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The thread title suggested something completely different, more ominous! Thank God no one was hurt! :cheers:
(sigh of relief!)...you had me worried for a bit my friend!:)..glad everythings alright and im glad you got the cat out the house!
 

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