Definition of 'Cluster F*ck'

[jakellpet]

A compariot of mine outlined the perfect definition that I felt some would appreciate:

There are 10 guys in a room with a beautiful woman buck naked and spead eagle on the bed.

The lady asks for the f*cking of her life but at that moment the lights go out…

Now everybody is pretty sure that they are f*ckin’ and everybody is pretty sure they are getting f*cked; just no one knows who they are f*cking and who is f*cking them.

[ThomasRivera]

That's the kind of situation where you play odd's and evens to determine the unlucky ****er who gets terrible tenths, or split the group into three gang bang squads which still leaves the hapless 10th man.

[jakellpet]

That's the kind of situation where you play odd's and evens to determine the unlucky ****er who gets terrible tenths, or split the group into three gang bang squads which still leaves the hapless 10th man.

I like your thinking, but it appears you're assuming there's some sort of organisation involved...

[ThomasRivera]

It is, if you want to avoid crossing the beams, Ghostbusters said that could turn out bad.

[ShadowFury]

LOL, everyone is screwed

[whiskers]

She couldnt have been that great if you could mistake a man for her. imo


Definite lack of communication going on in that room.

[Omen]

Definite lack of communication going on in that room.

Even with everyone's antenna up!

You're still not sure if you're connecting to the right receiver!

[Omen]

I think Jakellpet has been looking/experimenting too much with the DICKtionary..........

[whiskers]

Even with everyone's antenna up!

You're still not sure if you're connecting to the right receiver!

Connected yes, just plugged into the wrong station.

bunch a ***s if you ask me

[Omen]

If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!"

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....

[jakellpet]

Connected yes, just plugged into the wrong station.

bunch a ***s if you ask me

***s, deviants, necrophiliacs etc make the world a brighter place

[ShadowFury]

If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!"

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....

ROFL, that made my night better

[jakellpet]

If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!"

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....

You we're in that situation - I saw it on YouTube

[whiskers]

If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!"

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....

Oh that made me cringe. Just imagine the snip of the scissors on your soft tub steak

***s, deviants, necrophiliacs etc make the world a brighter place

"Here at globogym, we understand that things like uglyness and fatness,are genetic disorders, like balness, and nocrophilia!"
I have nothing against gays, except the flamboyant ones. that sh!t's obnoxious.
But I will say I am thankful for the jokes they have provided me with. Gay humor has enriched my life and I cant thank them enough for their hilarious behavior
If they can take a di(k, they can take a joke.

[jakellpet]

"Here at globogym, we understand that things like uglyness and fatness,are genetic disorders, like balness, and nocrophilia!"
I have nothing against gays, except the flamboyant ones. that sh!t's obnoxious.
But I will say I am thankful for the jokes they have provided me with. Gay humor has enriched my life and I cant thank them enough for their hilarious behavior
If they can take a di(k, they can take a joke.

Funny you should mention GloboGym - I watched that movie just the other day - priceless!

[Inarius]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jakellpet again.

[jakellpet]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jakellpet again.

You're as sick and twisted as I am Inarius.

Not quite up to Omen's level of depravity - that's something to aspire to.

[jakellpet]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jakellpet again.

You're as sick and twisted as I am Inarius.

Not quite up to Omen's level of depravity - that's something we all should aspire to.

[strategicmove]

Howdy, mate?

[Inarius]

You're as sick and twisted as I am Inarius.

Not quite up to Omen's level of depravity - that's something we all should aspire to.

haha making our way to the top!