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Definition of 'Cluster F*ck'

jakellpet

jakellpet

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A compariot of mine outlined the perfect definition that I felt some would appreciate:

There are 10 guys in a room with a beautiful woman buck naked and spead eagle on the bed.

The lady asks for the f*cking of her life but at that moment the lights go out…

Now everybody is pretty sure that they are f*ckin’ and everybody is pretty sure they are getting f*cked; just no one knows who they are f*cking and who is f*cking them.
 
That's the kind of situation where you play odd's and evens to determine the unlucky ****er who gets terrible tenths, or split the group into three gang bang squads which still leaves the hapless 10th man.
 
ThomasRivera said:
That's the kind of situation where you play odd's and evens to determine the unlucky ****er who gets terrible tenths, or split the group into three gang bang squads which still leaves the hapless 10th man.
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I like your thinking, but it appears you're assuming there's some sort of organisation involved...:lol::lol::lol:
 
She couldnt have been that great if you could mistake a man for her. imo :D


Definite lack of communication going on in that room.
 
I think Jakellpet has been looking/experimenting too much with the DICKtionary..........
 
If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!" :twisted:

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....:twisted:
 
Omen said:
If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!" :twisted:

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....:twisted:
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ROFL, that made my night better :lol:
 
Omen said:
If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!" :twisted:

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....:twisted:
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You we're in that situation - I saw it on YouTube
 
Omen said:
If for some odd f**king reason, beyond my f**king comprehension, I'm ever to find myself in this situation when the lights go out, I'll start screaming:

"I have scissors mutherfucckers and I'm not afraid to use em, get the f**k back!" :twisted:

I'll start cutting air and moving towards people....hehe....:twisted:
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Oh that made me cringe. Just imagine the snip of the scissors on your soft tub steak :eek:





jakellpet said:
fags, deviants, necrophiliacs etc make the world a brighter place :lol:
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"Here at globogym, we understand that things like uglyness and fatness,are genetic disorders, like balness, and nocrophilia!" :D
I have nothing against gays, except the flamboyant ones. that sh!t's obnoxious.
But I will say I am thankful for the jokes they have provided me with. Gay humor has enriched my life and I cant thank them enough for their hilarious behavior :D
If they can take a di(k, they can take a joke.
 
whiskers said:
"Here at globogym, we understand that things like uglyness and fatness,are genetic disorders, like balness, and nocrophilia!" :D
I have nothing against gays, except the flamboyant ones. that sh!t's obnoxious.
But I will say I am thankful for the jokes they have provided me with. Gay humor has enriched my life and I cant thank them enough for their hilarious behavior :D
If they can take a di(k, they can take a joke.
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Funny you should mention GloboGym - I watched that movie just the other day - priceless!
 
Howdy, mate? :D
 
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